<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:44:04 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:44:04 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Planning for Long Term Care Requires Family Conversations</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/planning-for-long-term-care-requires-family-conversations-1507573</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;For more info visit www.newsinfusion.comThe cost of long term care can severely impact your family’s future financial security. Requiring care in any setting is not a topic many of us want to talk about, for obvious reasons. But the fact is, 40 percent of Americans who need long term care are working age adults 18-64 – and this care comes with a very steep price tag.  For example, according to recent data from Genworth Financial the national average cost for one year of home care is more than $42,000.Dr. Ken Dychtwald, a psychologist, gerontologist and author of 16 books including With Purpose, Going From Success to Significance in Work and Life says today’s Rubik’s Cube-like families come in all shapes and sizes and have diverse sets of complicated dynamics but one commonality is the need to include long term care planning as a part of their overall goals for financial independence and security.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ep%2fLitm4d827%2b4e9kHYIzg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:00:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507573_54108459-2b3d-4ade-8b34-9a0db9fa0e5b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/planning-for-long-term-care-requires-family-conversations-1507573</guid></item><item><title>GL events: HSBC Helps Expand Global Business</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/gl-events-hsbc-helps-expand-global-business-1502291</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/gl-events-hsbc-helps-expand-global-business-1502291"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502291_b7ec448b-a3d1-4e4c-b86a-3f426cb5b227_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="GL events: HSBC Helps Expand Global Business" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;To showcase the strength of their customer relationships and as part of their new global campaign which focuses on the needs of international businesses, HSBC have commissioned a series of films that gives four clients the opportunity to talk about how HSBC Commercial Banking (CMB) have helped them with their specific needs of reducing risk, reducing costs, keeping cash flowing and expansion into new markets. The films focus on the key issues facing clients and include invaluable insights into HSBCs capabilities in helping with these varied requirements.To view Multimedia News Release, go to http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/hsbc/41276/&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Gs7XzVLrtKIWoJ9FvdiSJg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:37:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502291_b7ec448b-a3d1-4e4c-b86a-3f426cb5b227_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/gl-events-hsbc-helps-expand-global-business-1502291</guid></item><item><title>Softtek: HSBC Helps Manage Global Business</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/softtek-hsbc-helps-manage-global-business-1502290</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/softtek-hsbc-helps-manage-global-business-1502290"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502290_143b2d54-fe82-418a-9c26-028dbefbb394_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Softtek: HSBC Helps Manage Global Business" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Having complete control over company finances is a fundamental part of running a successful international business. To help companies manage their business finances from wherever they are in the world they need global financial partners with strong international business capabilities and local knowledge.To view Multimedia News Release, go to http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/hsbc/41276/&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=F9smI7PcPRrU0gZVMoDOsQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:36:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502290_143b2d54-fe82-418a-9c26-028dbefbb394_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/softtek-hsbc-helps-manage-global-business-1502290</guid></item><item><title>Sexy Cam Girl Needs Help ;-)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/sexy-cam-girl-needs-help-1482483.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/sexy-cam-girl-needs-help-1482483.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5izWc3mi9f8/default.jpg" alt="Sexy Cam Girl Needs Help ;-)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Sexy Jess Longe - 'Cam-Girl' is posing half naked to get as many people as possible to vote for her to be best 'cam girl 2010'. She is giving out free invites everyday on her blog jesslonge.blogspot.com Come visit! ... sexy naked cam girl jess longe upskirt teen strip tease small tits nude 18 19 &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lNhJCZOvIXPzGAsUXF6zBw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5izWc3mi9f8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/sexy-cam-girl-needs-help-1482483.html</guid></item><item><title>Discuss aptitude test</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/discuss-aptitude-test-1474542.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/discuss-aptitude-test-1474542.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1474542_47484345-f223-4e47-90bc-ae8e240f2f8f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Discuss aptitude test" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Aptitude test suck and not fair!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cVfZLqsvnRGrpJGrJJFIZg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:43:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1474542_47484345-f223-4e47-90bc-ae8e240f2f8f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/discuss-aptitude-test-1474542.html</guid></item><item><title>Special Needs Student Beaten by police over dress code</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/special-needs-student-beaten-by-police-over-dress-code-1466303.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Special Needs Student Beaten by police over dress code&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dOApF9TTXmOnmNI7pSNN2g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:16:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1466303_d226b04e-e72d-47ff-865b-924afbe27a5c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/special-needs-student-beaten-by-police-over-dress-code-1466303.html</guid></item><item><title>Lick Me, Love Me!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/lick-me-love-me-1462949.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/lick-me-love-me-1462949.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1462949_effddb99-93d3-4bc1-99cc-8c0b6ab8795a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Lick Me, Love Me!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Please check outhttp://www.petfinder.comIn this videoJill- http://www.youtube.com/xgobobeanxEster- http://www.youtube.com/filmesterLisa- http:/www.youtube.com/lisamurraymusichttp://www.incomptech.com  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2XGVQDQ4PlIW4NrcL6r4JQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:53:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1462949_effddb99-93d3-4bc1-99cc-8c0b6ab8795a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/lick-me-love-me-1462949.html</guid></item><item><title>The Jeffersons: Mother Jefferson's Fall</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-jeffersons-minisode/the-jeffersons-mother-jeffersons-fall-1454721</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-jeffersons-minisode/the-jeffersons-mother-jeffersons-fall-1454721"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2464771&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="The Jeffersons: Mother Jefferson's Fall" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Mother Jefferson is soooo demanding. Every time she comes over to the apartment, she wants her son to say hello. What nerve. The lady needs attention and if she doesn't get it, she's got a trick up her sleeve that might work.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3EWMCxEssJmCBB1FWTFXNg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:40:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2464771&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-jeffersons-minisode/the-jeffersons-mother-jeffersons-fall-1454721</guid></item><item><title>The Jeffersons: The Expectant Father</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-jeffersons-minisode/the-jeffersons-the-expectant-father-1454715</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-jeffersons-minisode/the-jeffersons-the-expectant-father-1454715"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2464777&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="The Jeffersons: The Expectant Father" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Lionel is an expectant father. Unfortunately, he's expecting loss of his freedom, too much responsibility and a frightening stack of bills. Don't worry Jenny, he'll come around. He just needs to freak out first.  &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=gRi9Z%2bfzXV9GgS9VOzXFvw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:38:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2464777&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-jeffersons-minisode/the-jeffersons-the-expectant-father-1454715</guid></item><item><title>Young Man's Fancy</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/227-minisode/young-mana-s-fancy-1454704</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/227-minisode/young-mana-s-fancy-1454704"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2455889&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Young Man's Fancy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Sandra really needs to sync her words with her body language. After a depressed Calvin comes up to her apartment for a few words of advice, he ends up falling head over heels in love. No worries, Sandra can break a heart like snapping a twig.  &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=W5Qg7PnggsDOkPNY9enHdQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:37:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2455889&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/227-minisode/young-mana-s-fancy-1454704</guid></item><item><title>NewsRadio: The Real Deal B</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/newsradio-minisode/newsradio-the-real-deal-b-1454617</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/newsradio-minisode/newsradio-the-real-deal-b-1454617"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465602&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="NewsRadio: The Real Deal B" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Mathew is 28, a virgin, a moron and socially awkward. Today, one of those things just might change. No, he's not turning 29. It seems Matthew's imaginary girlfriend is not so imaginary. In fact, you might say she has some very real needs.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Va0z9EukCQmIAuy%2bxX%2fSmA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:24:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2465602&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/newsradio-minisode/newsradio-the-real-deal-b-1454617</guid></item><item><title>She-Ra:  The Sea Hawk</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/she-ra-minisode/she-ra-the-sea-hawk-1454590</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/she-ra-minisode/she-ra-the-sea-hawk-1454590"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2378585&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="She-Ra:  The Sea Hawk" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Sometimes all a superwoman needs is a pirate. When Catra capture Adora (She-Ra), Hordak gets really excited - in a creepy way. Although Catra is pretty creepy too. Luckily a swashbuckling Sea Hawk saves the day. He makes Depp look like an amateur.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZEOBSDNIq2Endb5INSzJBA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:20:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2378585&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/she-ra-minisode/she-ra-the-sea-hawk-1454590</guid></item><item><title>He-Man: Evilseed</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/he-man-minisode/he-man-evilseed-1454550</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/he-man-minisode/he-man-evilseed-1454550"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2439667&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="He-Man: Evilseed" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;He-Man gets buddy-buddy with bone face. Plants start taking over Eternia, and the culprit is an evil plant-man named Evilseed. In order to win He-Man and Skelator must join forces. Or perhaps, he just needs weed killer and a ginormous spray bottle?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=t%2bZKvZRVKJGMqY%2bdEnilGA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:14:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2439667&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/he-man-minisode/he-man-evilseed-1454550</guid></item><item><title>The Facts of Life: Dope</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-facts-of-life-minisode/the-facts-of-life-dope-1453802</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-facts-of-life-minisode/the-facts-of-life-dope-1453802"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2247413&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="The Facts of Life: Dope" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Much like wheatgrass has every nutrient a human body needs  –  this episode has everything a TV fan needs. A young Helen Hunt guest stars as a pot pushing popular girl. Plus it has some really good “bong” jokes. He he he.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Q9%2bfoRii4Aowh1tNssEyxg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:12:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2247413&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/the-facts-of-life-minisode/the-facts-of-life-dope-1453802</guid></item><item><title>T.J. Hooker - Lag Time</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/tj-hooker-minisode/tj-hooker-lag-time-1453689</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/tj-hooker-minisode/tj-hooker-lag-time-1453689"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2470622&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="T.J. Hooker - Lag Time" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Stacy, Stacy, Stacy. She's always getting shot or being taken hostage. Now she's been wounded by a thug during an arrest, and Hooker's peeved. She needs to show some effort, or she can go back to modeling as far as this department is concerned.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=e3xcu5vMeBYYTpXHP3zPqQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:58:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2470622&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/tj-hooker-minisode/tj-hooker-lag-time-1453689</guid></item><item><title>Voltron: Zarkon Is Dying</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/voltron-minisode/voltron-zarkon-is-dying-1453520</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/voltron-minisode/voltron-zarkon-is-dying-1453520"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2375511&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Voltron: Zarkon Is Dying" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Sometime even an evil lord needs a sick day. Zarkon gets sick to the point where he may just bite the big one, and Prince Lotor uses evil trees to fight Voltron while looking to pick some berries for his pops. Maybe he should call it &quot;Lotor's oil.&quot;&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DzZlQnBn3HT6vOes2CoQxA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:40:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2375511&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/voltron-minisode/voltron-zarkon-is-dying-1453520</guid></item><item><title>Bewitched:  A Is For Aardvark</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/bewitched-minisode/bewitched-a-is-for-aardvark-1453372</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/bewitched-minisode/bewitched-a-is-for-aardvark-1453372"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2375510&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Bewitched:  A Is For Aardvark" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Who needs a three martini lunch when they can get drunk with power? Darrin sprains his ankle, and Samantha teaches him some witchcraft so he can get what he needs. Endora warns against it because humans are greedy scumbags. That means you, Darrin.  &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=l1kjve6SZNcQrVu4Da5b5g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:21:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2375510&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/bewitched-minisode/bewitched-a-is-for-aardvark-1453372</guid></item><item><title>Hustlin' Hands</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/the-hustler/hustlin-hands-1453186</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/the-hustler/hustlin-hands-1453186"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416366&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Hustlin' Hands" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The Hustler's long lost son needs $10K fast. The only way to accomplish this would be to take home the prize at the Thumb Wrestling Tournament.   But can they do it without hustling?   
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lHQ%2fPVG1iChD2LYxQNrfGQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:52:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2416366&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/the-hustler/hustlin-hands-1453186</guid></item><item><title>Support Group</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/long-distance-relationship/support-group-1453071</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/long-distance-relationship/support-group-1453071"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2388989&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Support Group" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Everyone needs a little help sometimes.  Eddie Pepitone leads a LDR support group in Sam's dorm room.  Will Sam find the strength he needs to make it through the semester?
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JRUnajCd6hsh9UVrcp0ykQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:34:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2388989&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/long-distance-relationship/support-group-1453071</guid></item><item><title>I VLOG U 4 EVR</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/long-distance-relationship/i-vlog-u-4-evr-1453067</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/long-distance-relationship/i-vlog-u-4-evr-1453067"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2388991&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="I VLOG U 4 EVR" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Alone and depressed in his dorm room Sam turns to his parents for guidance through these dark times.  He needs to show Samantha she can not disrespect him.  He needs to stand strong…doesn't he?
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6CQm4dKrGYxokJJtKVVuqw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:34:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2388991&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/long-distance-relationship/i-vlog-u-4-evr-1453067</guid></item><item><title>Fusion</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/the-rascal/fusion-1452982</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/the-rascal/fusion-1452982"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2311562&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Fusion" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Sinclair Maddox is The Rascal, a small time hood jumping into the big time by selling cold fusion to the highest bidder.  Now all he needs is to invent cold fusion.  Someone doesn't want Sinclair to succeed... &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Q2aBuMbnuG099Q7kx2PjvQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:21:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2311562&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/the-rascal/fusion-1452982</guid></item><item><title>Katy</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/dating-brad-garrett/katy-1452948</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/dating-brad-garrett/katy-1452948"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2379096&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Katy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Meet Katy  She's blond,  knows how to dress to get Brad Garrett's attention, and needs some gas money.  Will she be able to get Brad to get lost in her eyes or is this one of the girls Brad's ex-wife chose?&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=KjJDfegY4IfsaeBgbAaCBw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:15:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2379096&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/dating-brad-garrett/katy-1452948</guid></item><item><title>Map</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/roadents/map-1452787</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/roadents/map-1452787"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2289977&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Map" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Map- Buttercup needs directions so Pee Pee happily consults the handy dandy map.  However, Pee Pee is missing the magic folding formula to close the map.  &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=V56GqW2tCFb3Pb4rRoBAmQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:52:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2289977&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/roadents/map-1452787</guid></item><item><title>Costume Party</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/gorgeous-tiny-chicken-machine-show/costume-party-1451777</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/gorgeous-tiny-chicken-machine-show/costume-party-1451777"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2389329&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Costume Party" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;&quot;Costume Party&quot; - Every good Halloween costume party needs a custom's agent.  But this party takes a spooky turn when Cownicorn's ghost stops by with his heavenly roommate.

&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9Q32w4u%2bVYaVEBp06SCJQw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:42:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2389329&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/gorgeous-tiny-chicken-machine-show/costume-party-1451777</guid></item><item><title>Atheist Quakers</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/atheist-quakers-1450783</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/atheist-quakers-1450783"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2410492&amp;p=tnb.jpg" alt="Atheist Quakers" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;If mystics get to be atheists then Penn needs a new term for himself.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LUibz%2fUqHuMqClr7YK29rQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:33:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2410492&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/penn-says/atheist-quakers-1450783</guid></item><item><title>This Town Needs a Bar</title><link>http://www.Break.com/music/jeremy-mccomb-videos/this-town-needs-a-bar</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/music/jeremy-mccomb-videos/this-town-needs-a-bar"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/video_stills/jeremymccomb_bar480.jpg" alt="This Town Needs a Bar" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hdtghG5b649xgvrRR8PcaQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:28:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/video_stills/jeremymccomb_bar480.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/music/jeremy-mccomb-videos/this-town-needs-a-bar</guid></item><item><title>Who Needs Pictures</title><link>http://www.Break.com/music/brad-paisley-videos/who-needs-pictures</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/music/brad-paisley-videos/who-needs-pictures"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/video_stills/18502623.jpg" alt="Who Needs Pictures" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YLGUu1p0xg3JMeoHnDXerQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:12:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/video_stills/18502623.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/music/brad-paisley-videos/who-needs-pictures</guid></item><item><title>Sweet mature women ready to satisfy all your needs</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/sweet-mature-women-ready-to-satisfy-all-your-needs-1444142.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/sweet-mature-women-ready-to-satisfy-all-your-needs-1444142.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1444142_0aad4fe3-5a14-4678-9178-c23b32e01e04_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Sweet mature women ready to satisfy all your needs" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Sweet mature women ready to satisfy all your needs&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JxS08MVu%2bgmKKgwDNzxikA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:23:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1444142_0aad4fe3-5a14-4678-9178-c23b32e01e04_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/sweet-mature-women-ready-to-satisfy-all-your-needs-1444142.html</guid></item><item><title>Cop Beats On A Special Needs Student</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/cop-beats-on-a-special-needs-student-1430485.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/cop-beats-on-a-special-needs-student-1430485.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zGLZdpChSGA/default.jpg" alt="Cop Beats On A Special Needs Student" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Caught on Camera: A Special Needs Teen - 10-08-09&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=p6%2fZcedMZmE%2bxPTe6npf%2bA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:32:29 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zGLZdpChSGA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/cop-beats-on-a-special-needs-student-1430485.html</guid></item><item><title>Clueless Runner, will he survive! Needs healthcare</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/clueless-runner-will-he-survive-needs-healthcare-1420358.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/clueless-runner-will-he-survive-needs-healthcare-1420358.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1420358_ee7b3af7-beff-4061-9360-46446541f772_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Clueless Runner, will he survive! Needs healthcare" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Watch as this clueless runner (jogger) has disaster happen all around him, will he miss it all or get hurt in this create commercial spot&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IZk9nmbpu9vCgMPzOJl0kQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:56:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1420358_ee7b3af7-beff-4061-9360-46446541f772_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/clueless-runner-will-he-survive-needs-healthcare-1420358.html</guid></item></channel></rss>