<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:41:56 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:41:56 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Viva Wazuzu</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/viva-wazuzu-1489899</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Always bet on Jet. ** Featuring Jet Tila, Executive Chef, Wazuzu at Encore, Las Vegas **&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pxbOEvUXJu93nmngSeUG1w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:36:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1489899_c778223a-c51f-4767-9629-7fbfffb64cc9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/viva-wazuzu-1489899</guid></item><item><title>Learn Chinese - Beef noodles without spicy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/learn-chinese-beef-noodles-without-spicy-1488798</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/learn-chinese-beef-noodles-without-spicy-1488798"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1488798_483c2ffd-215c-4a67-88ca-246c79a74fb9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Learn Chinese - Beef noodles without spicy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Learn Chinese, Learn Chinese language, Learn Mandarin. This lesson teaches you how to speak Beef noodles without spicy? in Chinese. so have fun watching it and master the sentence!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=B9wfeFHG2HaJ6G%2fE1ElPxQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:09:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1488798_483c2ffd-215c-4a67-88ca-246c79a74fb9_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/learn-chinese-beef-noodles-without-spicy-1488798</guid></item><item><title>Black Kid Goes Crazy over a Bowl of Noodles</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/black-kid-goes-crazy-over-a-bowl-of-noodles-1473752.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/black-kid-goes-crazy-over-a-bowl-of-noodles-1473752.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hU1oVn9LrU8/default.jpg" alt="Black Kid Goes Crazy over a Bowl of Noodles" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;One hell of a freak out.  Kid has some serious issues.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8EMiyU7%2bTDLehGC039na%2bA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:44:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hU1oVn9LrU8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/black-kid-goes-crazy-over-a-bowl-of-noodles-1473752.html</guid></item><item><title>Nood Leons Helicopter of Love</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/nood-leons-helicopter-of-love-1472250.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/nood-leons-helicopter-of-love-1472250.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1472250_49c41601-ee7b-4e12-b5f2-cbac1039c184_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Nood Leons Helicopter of Love" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;You might have seen this dude in the nude in such internet videos of note as Nood Leons Sock Puppet Show, or Nood Leons Cartwheel Fiesta, but dont fret, his best is yet to come as he becomes inspiration to millions with this noodle-tastic nonsense!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2bSmOtNhzJgGtXltCnQmNGw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:00:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1472250_49c41601-ee7b-4e12-b5f2-cbac1039c184_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/nood-leons-helicopter-of-love-1472250.html</guid></item><item><title>Shaun White Snowboarding World Stage - Customization features -</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/shaun-white-snowboarding-world-stage-customization-features-1455884.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/shaun-white-snowboarding-world-stage-customization-features-1455884.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mN2fuI5tZIA/default.jpg" alt="Shaun White Snowboarding World Stage - Customization features -" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Shaun White: Snowboarding World Stage. For the Wii. Customize your rider. Choose your style. Score new gear.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=T%2bZBIimMxv8nTZN%2fP%2f6Xrw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mN2fuI5tZIA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/shaun-white-snowboarding-world-stage-customization-features-1455884.html</guid></item><item><title>Dirt Bike wakeup</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dirt-bike-wakeup-1430522.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dirt-bike-wakeup-1430522.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1430522_2744302d-7f98-4754-aa33-c8f0003ef5bc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Dirt Bike wakeup" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Waking up noodles with the dirt bike. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=BbtqcSsjOY6MNupRuaK12g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:16:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1430522_2744302d-7f98-4754-aa33-c8f0003ef5bc_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/dirt-bike-wakeup-1430522.html</guid></item><item><title>Bye, Bye Mr. Philips</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/bye-bye-mr-philips-1368411.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Kenny Phillips is out for the season ... injury Kenny Phillips out for season depression chris crocker jessica alba uncensored XXX porn naked girls &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6s%2bWaNvZAd1mRJVNxCoVcA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Gl5-xPmKWEI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/bye-bye-mr-philips-1368411.html</guid></item><item><title>i am a hippo with noodles on my back mixed with eye of the tiger</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-am-a-hippo-with-noodles-on-my-back-mixed-with-eye-of-the-tiger-1349943.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-am-a-hippo-with-noodles-on-my-back-mixed-with-eye-of-the-tiger-1349943.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ae4nNwWhkqk/default.jpg" alt="i am a hippo with noodles on my back mixed with eye of the tiger" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;i mix 2 songs together&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=QXjzzrH9Ac4pdOTURggzGg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ae4nNwWhkqk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-am-a-hippo-with-noodles-on-my-back-mixed-with-eye-of-the-tiger-1349943.html</guid></item><item><title>Megan Fox &amp;amp; New England Patriots on POPTUB</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/megan-fox-new-england-patriots-on-poptub-1335607.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/megan-fox-new-england-patriots-on-poptub-1335607.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e8HiMNeYERo/default.jpg" alt="Megan Fox &amp; New England Patriots on POPTUB" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;You've asked for it internet: A video of a guy bagging Megan Fox. Check out the videos we're featuring today: Megan Fox Gets Bagged: Wears a Bag on Her Head (NationalLampoonVideo) www.youtube.com Video Dating - Found Footage Festival (foundfootagefestival) www.youtube.com Jen Kwok - Date An Asian (jenkwokfunnygirl) www.youtube.com New England Patriots - Cheers to 50 Years (gillette) www.youtube.com How to take a bath in Ramen Noodle Soup (stevedmc82) www.youtube.com Best Keytar Player Ever ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=QGUUq%2bcdCrtzDjftTFWB2Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e8HiMNeYERo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/megan-fox-new-england-patriots-on-poptub-1335607.html</guid></item><item><title>NHL 2K10 Hockey Moms TV Ad Commercial PS3 Playstation Xbox360 X</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/nhl-2k10-hockey-moms-tv-ad-commercial-ps3-playstation-xbox360-x-1324479.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/nhl-2k10-hockey-moms-tv-ad-commercial-ps3-playstation-xbox360-x-1324479.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6JdVAZ2sVTw/default.jpg" alt="NHL 2K10 Hockey Moms TV Ad Commercial PS3 Playstation Xbox360 X" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mReYZny5mTYOa0wcmASU9g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6JdVAZ2sVTw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/nhl-2k10-hockey-moms-tv-ad-commercial-ps3-playstation-xbox360-x-1324479.html</guid></item><item><title>NHL 2K10 Hockey Moms TV Ad Commercial PS3 Playstation Xbox360 X</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/nhl-2k10-hockey-moms-tv-ad-commercial-ps3-playstation-xbox360-x-1324488.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/nhl-2k10-hockey-moms-tv-ad-commercial-ps3-playstation-xbox360-x-1324488.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/14JN1P5z6lA/default.jpg" alt="NHL 2K10 Hockey Moms TV Ad Commercial PS3 Playstation Xbox360 X" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ik1fknGhmxEpPn4YoovXCA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/14JN1P5z6lA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/nhl-2k10-hockey-moms-tv-ad-commercial-ps3-playstation-xbox360-x-1324488.html</guid></item><item><title>Papaw's special talent: Twerkin' his boobies!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/papaw-s-special-talent-twerkin-his-boobies-1306982.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/papaw-s-special-talent-twerkin-his-boobies-1306982.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pgzXwqIQWP0/default.jpg" alt="Papaw's special talent: Twerkin' his boobies!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Papaw shows us how he can twerk his boobs and then he wades around on his noodle in the pool!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3wRnf%2bqLuTdr14Yd1SoSGg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pgzXwqIQWP0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/papaw-s-special-talent-twerkin-his-boobies-1306982.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: Sightings of God (Irrefutable Proof)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-sightings-of-god-irrefutable-proof-1308438.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-sightings-of-god-irrefutable-proof-1308438.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_5WsYkeKEgg/default.jpg" alt="Re: Sightings of God (Irrefutable Proof)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload ... Flying Spaghetti Monster sightings religion religulous obvious look closely olympics beijing 2008 fireworks ice pancake watermelon sky clouds space nebula galaxy organic chemistry halloween pumpkin fsm repost reupload upload or else funny satire touched by his noodly appendage DNA drink eat food pasta noodles noodle sauce saucy hell heaven reward punishment torture believe belief &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=K8TQEcgTDwlrSOIXCgMx4w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_5WsYkeKEgg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-sightings-of-god-irrefutable-proof-1308438.html</guid></item><item><title>lesbian lingerie with surprise!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/lesbian-lingerie-with-surprise-1312323.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;two lesbians first time gett in beach house and perform their first time&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2bkyBVN%2b7y08YN69Q02XqYQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nVO1QO5Lu5E/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/lesbian-lingerie-with-surprise-1312323.html</guid></item><item><title>Noodle Fight</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/noodle-fight-1303363.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/noodle-fight-1303363.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tTtaREN2UeA/default.jpg" alt="Noodle Fight" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Random video that we made cause we were bored ... noodles ski masks random backyard &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=B%2beBe0R3Fl2%2fk155Xk6yQA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tTtaREN2UeA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/noodle-fight-1303363.html</guid></item><item><title>youtube failure overnight</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/youtube-failure-overnight-1305089.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/youtube-failure-overnight-1305089.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_J6x90wjmcs/default.jpg" alt="youtube failure overnight" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;making fun of youtube celebrity overnight... but dont get us wrong, we love that movie :)))&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6GZQVxdRp9Hg0jNqQ1g2zQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_J6x90wjmcs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/youtube-failure-overnight-1305089.html</guid></item><item><title>Pho ta noodle opens in Saigon</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/pho-ta-noodle-opens-in-saigon-1416953.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/pho-ta-noodle-opens-in-saigon-1416953.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5iiom44ZkaA/default.jpg" alt="Pho ta noodle opens in Saigon" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;guests to serving eaters at table. My friend and I came in after having to wait half an hour in the lounge outside. People were very polite and friendly but to our surprise, they did not wait for our order. We had two glasses of water and two bowls of pho, half done beef, pho ta'i. In my taste it was more than fine. However, the bill reflected something else but quality of pho. I paid 136000 dong or # 8 USD for a kind of pho just second to Pho Dau ( also known Pho for Ky in the past ) and ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4lmTlSMJStoaZwGgv7oNZA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5iiom44ZkaA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/pho-ta-noodle-opens-in-saigon-1416953.html</guid></item><item><title>Channel Frederator Animator Spotlight:  Anton Bogaty</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/channel-frederator-animator-spotlight-anton-bogaty-1233552.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/channel-frederator-animator-spotlight-anton-bogaty-1233552.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1233552_b16cae6c-8124-4371-9852-336f0d708e38_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Channel Frederator Animator Spotlight:  Anton Bogaty" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;DeeManningUnder the NoodleNothing PersonalHoly Moses!&#160; Its an animator spotlight!This week on Channel Frederator show some love to one of our favorite animators, Anton Bogaty! Anton tells us what inspired him to make the films he makes, and we show a whopping four films.&#160; And Check out his website: www.acb3.com!Leave us a comment below and let us know which film was your favorite.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4WwH%2fm7oM9CE%2fuc5Y1hIeQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:34:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1233552_b16cae6c-8124-4371-9852-336f0d708e38_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/channel-frederator-animator-spotlight-anton-bogaty-1233552.html</guid></item><item><title>C**tservative LIVE, January 2009 (NSFW)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/c-tservative-live-january-2009-nsfw-1285809.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/c-tservative-live-january-2009-nsfw-1285809.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z_kBpqgSYgo/default.jpg" alt="C**tservative LIVE, January 2009 (NSFW)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Lyrics NSFW. A rare live performance of the track from the band's album, Long Live the Spin: More Regime Change.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=veGT7APp7cK9jtYEkdeRww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z_kBpqgSYgo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/c-tservative-live-january-2009-nsfw-1285809.html</guid></item><item><title>Noodle Ninjas</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/noodle-ninjas-1286988.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/noodle-ninjas-1286988.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7mqirCvfux8/default.jpg" alt="Noodle Ninjas" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;WIN ... awesome epic cool ninja battle car ownage noodle fail &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=qwUDNMwQOmtOGQdaU3MwSg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7mqirCvfux8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/noodle-ninjas-1286988.html</guid></item><item><title>stunt vid 2 0001</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/stunt-vid-2-0001-1282272.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/stunt-vid-2-0001-1282272.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7gfTvAFGS0w/default.jpg" alt="stunt vid 2 0001" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;... fun flip eat shit sling shot human bike trick fall noodle slap hard cold morning dive sports stupid epic fail fails eddietico base jump water &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=AtaBDkjMKrpNmYe1mOXJrQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7gfTvAFGS0w/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/stunt-vid-2-0001-1282272.html</guid></item><item><title>(Team Cena) Ring of Fire Dance Randomness</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/team-cena-ring-of-fire-dance-randomness-1283375.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/team-cena-ring-of-fire-dance-randomness-1283375.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8KT6tGML1-U/default.jpg" alt="(Team Cena) Ring of Fire Dance Randomness" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I got busted on camera when i had some friends over. Figured i would share it. Enjoy My wife is the one singing by the way. ---------------------------------- Team Cena Website: www.teamcena.com Follow the Team on Twitter: www.Twitter.com As a part of Team Cena I'm sponsored... ... Random Dancing. NUMA EOD The Worm Robot Chicken Noodle Soup Paris Hilton Safty Dance &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LdFrldwvOR8dCRAZ03%2bm9g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8KT6tGML1-U/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/team-cena-ring-of-fire-dance-randomness-1283375.html</guid></item><item><title>Guns N Broses. Live at the Smell 9/02/09</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/guns-n-broses-live-at-the-smell-9-02-09-1256555.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/guns-n-broses-live-at-the-smell-9-02-09-1256555.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Jv58kA87f7s/default.jpg" alt="Guns N Broses. Live at the Smell 9/02/09" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Guns N Broses, the cover band side project from members of Foot Village, Friends Forever, Gang Wizard, Smooth Grooves, Kyle H Mabson and New No Age, performing their #1 dance hit Welcome to the Jungle ... obnoxious seizures noodle fights wireless &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=kaW1%2bLEQ6wSeMK%2bepUzEww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Jv58kA87f7s/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/guns-n-broses-live-at-the-smell-9-02-09-1256555.html</guid></item><item><title>dophin olympics 14 millon</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dophin-olympics-14-millon-1257978.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;oh yah im getting better now to the diner!!! ... PLANE DOG CAT FUNNY fred the station cars dolls barney fat kids porn popcorn kill COD world of warcraft runescape pvp pking loser winner rice noodles chicken robot pop boy man football basketball soccer baseball mlb nhl hockey sidney crosbey pitspurgh penguin club &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1ZttYUX1cEoDm76NugUWug%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lCVIQzoRw8I/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/dophin-olympics-14-millon-1257978.html</guid></item><item><title>Noodles get a big scare</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/noodles-get-a-big-scare-1243450.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/noodles-get-a-big-scare-1243450.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NDoOcx6_Twk/default.jpg" alt="Noodles get a big scare" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My best video of the lad we all call noodles. Noodles plays the maze game not knowing what happens towards the end of level 3 :D&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=52HendyW2BCsuQ7%2fAUOHhw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NDoOcx6_Twk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/noodles-get-a-big-scare-1243450.html</guid></item><item><title>Big Stan opening scene</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/big-stan-opening-scene-1204731.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/big-stan-opening-scene-1204731.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9kvLHz13xEY/default.jpg" alt="Big Stan opening scene" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;master (david carradine) so he doesn't become somebody's bitch in prison so i hope you will enjoy this scene and please rate subscribe and comment ... big stan martial arts kung fu rob schnider david carradine theblindmaster fighting the greatest movie ever created wushu comedy prison life funny swords dangerous weopons hot chick instant noodles chicken flavour jade mmmm mmm....... best drink in world creaming soda mmmmmmmm.......family guy stubby holder for can of ooh yeah and 350ml bottle ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7hDsv89tlIZ0NFS5KlOeqA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9kvLHz13xEY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/big-stan-opening-scene-1204731.html</guid></item><item><title>LALALA. ramen? yes.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lalala-ramen-yes-1210614.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lalala-ramen-yes-1210614.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8FhCC8hcHjg/default.jpg" alt="LALALA. ramen? yes." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;late. we were being crazy.. and we had ramenn. soo booyah xDD ENJOYY. break your little heart - all time low TWITTERS: www.twitter.com/zoeboee www.twitter.com/casseycakes www.twitter.com/nadinexDD ... all time low random ramen noodles weird penis whale ahhhh um hi people crazy fool party hats twitter shorts alex gaskarth zack merrick nevershoutnever weirdos iphone zac efron district underaged monkey zebra tv fantasy hugs xD :) bisante jeydon fred hunter supermac george lopez jimmy fallon mtv ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=o%2fQuixu%2fPFIRg6uAk4kefg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8FhCC8hcHjg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lalala-ramen-yes-1210614.html</guid></item><item><title>Boys Like Girls-Love Drunk-CPMV</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/boys-like-girls-love-drunk-cpmv-1201736.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/boys-like-girls-love-drunk-cpmv-1201736.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JS8VaIL8rgQ/default.jpg" alt="Boys Like Girls-Love Drunk-CPMV" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Clubpenguin Music Video- Boys Like Girls-Love Drunk COPYRIGHT NOTICE- I do not own this song in any way.It belongs to its rightful owner Boys Like Girls, and im using the song for advertisment and entertainment purposes only!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UROLjS6wBtIpuPciCwahkA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JS8VaIL8rgQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/boys-like-girls-love-drunk-cpmv-1201736.html</guid></item><item><title>Chugging Chicken Noodle Soup from the CAN!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/chugging-chicken-noodle-soup-from-the-can-1051885.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt; This is the largest Chicken Noodle Soup Chug yet... The rules are to chug condensed chicken noodle soup as fast as you can straight from the can..&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3yG6jDt9a5lhzJIN7FZSYw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:21:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LKRF6TnO3Lo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/chugging-chicken-noodle-soup-from-the-can-1051885.html</guid></item><item><title>SODMG CLANS ARE FAKE AND GAY PART 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/sodmg-clans-are-fake-and-gay-part-2-1195301.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/sodmg-clans-are-fake-and-gay-part-2-1195301.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zoReNZ5BVDI/default.jpg" alt="SODMG CLANS ARE FAKE AND GAY PART 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;If this is what real sodmg people do i dont think i want to be a part of it. this guy is looking at that so raven i dont think soulja boi would be proud ... xobx 360 clans gamebattles sodmg papertrail thats so raven ryu ken sex anita jewel blue dashboard gears of war iverson girls new twerk team nba nfl nhl mlb mls tennis bret favre vikings ihop chicken noodle soup lebron dunked on eli porter rex grossman wwe snk marvel vs capcom ms chicka bubbles jenna haze nuvi twins ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=QzA6Y0%2bs96W9k3Sy9k%2bDXw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zoReNZ5BVDI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/sodmg-clans-are-fake-and-gay-part-2-1195301.html</guid></item></channel></rss>