<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:49:01 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:49:01 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Public Drunk Pisses Himself</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/public-drunk-pisses-himself-1484052.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I watched a drunk piss himself and got it on tape!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ie%2fTfSwW0nuCi6WyMZhN1g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:18:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1484052_b4971cd4-0fff-4458-a274-b3a560c3d9f5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/public-drunk-pisses-himself-1484052.html</guid></item><item><title>Kermit the Frog pisses my girlfriend off</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/kermit-the-frog-pisses-my-girlfriend-off-1459304.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Kermit the Frog pisses my girlfriend off&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vul3fgW%2b2WbcJo6NvpYtvA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 03:18:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FspKVJsNCZ8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/kermit-the-frog-pisses-my-girlfriend-off-1459304.html</guid></item><item><title>Chris Sarmiento pisses himself on the delta</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/chris-sarmiento-pisses-himself-on-the-delta-1319063.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Chris has no shame and pee's his shots as he is hammered at ski beach 9/13/9 ... Chris &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=92rKNCnL1RUkcuEw32Ql0w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PU5-QMA73Rg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/chris-sarmiento-pisses-himself-on-the-delta-1319063.html</guid></item><item><title>asian girl pisses</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/asian-girl-pisses-1291764.html</link><description>
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0rS3bYIPPwgUtxeQ09ZhlA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/v1APqoHSzlM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/asian-girl-pisses-1291764.html</guid></item><item><title>Ryan Reynolds Pisses off Blade</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/ryan-reynolds-pisses-off-blade-1272537.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;When you're Wesley Snipes the vampire hunter, the last thing you want is for Ryan Reynolds to not only steal your movie from you, but piss you off in the process with endless ribbing. ... Ryan Reynolds Blade Trinity Blade Wesley Snipes Jessica Biel &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;lol funny&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cNVn4KExG%2bVc%2bh34io2JNA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/METtNOKj_Qo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/fat-kid-pisses-pants-while-on-scary-maze-1273385.html</guid></item><item><title>What Pisses You Off?</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/what-pisses-you-off-1225822.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Okay these things actually happened to me... and I was pissed off about them. And I miss that freakin' Squirrel DX Well hope you guys like it, and yes I know its choppy oh wellXD ... Voice Over &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=z3VBYzRFD%2b9e4G2pDzYyxg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gAFGETAuTzE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/what-pisses-you-off-1225822.html</guid></item><item><title>Funny Tiny Toddler pisses off fat kid</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/funny-tiny-toddler-pisses-off-fat-kid-1124824.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Emma L is a bitch.... Now that i got that off my chest... baby Cole wakes up Seth with a firework to his ear Seth awoke pissed and threw the tiny toddler to the ground! ... Seth Carson Chase Max Cole Funny Fat kid Tiny baby Sexy Short Long Crazy Hilarious Amusing Comical FIreworks Comedy &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Hot Chick pisses in huge group of people&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Team Lexus finds out the beef between Team VW and Team Shelby.  This race is getting personal so do not miss what happens next! Watch Bullrun, Thursdays at 10pm ET, only on SPEED!

Live chat with cast members at: http://www.speedtv.com/programs/bullrun/bullrun-chat/&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iV7nSdQA%2fhKW4BuV2XiHuA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 12:06:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/693721_d7cbebf8-ad1e-4ddb-85d9-6ff4cb27425e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Bullrun-Team-VW-Pisses-off-Team-Shelby-693721.html</guid></item><item><title>Girl Pisses in an Elevator!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Girl-Pisses-in-an-Elevator-676371.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Some bum is not gonna be happy that she got to use his private restroom.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Chronicles Re-Up Gang We Got It For Cheap Vol. 3 (Hosted by DJ Drama) Shawty Lo Units In Da City shawty lo remix dey know they ludacris young jeezy plies D4L Dj Khaled E-40 E40 ... random pet peeves blog vlog top 10 d-sick hate booty lil wayne tight jeans gold digger gangs bloods crips racist obama ugly bitches liars cheaters 2pac slim thug bun-b funny kevin craft asathecomic mr. grind tupac Lil Wayne Weezy Cash Money Blog Best Rapper Alive dsick protostar freestyle battle unsigned hip-hop ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3rA3a19NQqbxfNRzx4lMnA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Dvg-gqa-w-0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/shit-that-pisses-me-off-1317696.html</guid></item><item><title>L4D is just like Counter Strike! It pisses me off!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/l4d-is-just-like-counter-strike-it-pisses-me-off-1181216.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Louis sucks at CS. Subscribe, making L4D videos often!&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;remarkable a dove that pisses amazing &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;A kid walks into his roommate's room while peeing and continues to piss all over the floor.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sQwKzVoc%2fgJyKin%2bxkfgbg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:11:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/10/586119_d1faf0c5-aaa9-489a-abb5-f8003ca802fd_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Kid-Pisses-on-Roommate-s-Floor-586119.html</guid></item><item><title>My Cat Pisses Me OFF!!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/My-Cat-Pisses-Me-OFF-573234.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;My cat has this new thing of tearing open the screen door so I caught him in the act right after I fixed it&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UuIK18iaWZXX%2fCI%2bP9Qvdw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:26:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/573234_a1b352aa-011c-42b3-9c37-866f74093df0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/My-Cat-Pisses-Me-OFF-573234.html</guid></item><item><title>McCain Pisses Off Hitler - Comedy.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/McCain-Pisses-Off-Hitler-Comedy-com-566585.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/McCain-Pisses-Off-Hitler-Comedy-com-566585.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/566585_d3f1b5a9-65e8-4659-a8a2-412977a3785e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="McCain Pisses Off Hitler - Comedy.com" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;When John McCain announced Sarah Palin was his choice for Vice President, he pissed off one of his biggest supporters: Adolf Hitler.  A Comedy.com original from Competitive Awesome.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mELvXurKXzYmmkbmvSOoHA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:08:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/566585_d3f1b5a9-65e8-4659-a8a2-412977a3785e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/McCain-Pisses-Off-Hitler-Comedy-com-566585.html</guid></item><item><title>Barack Obama pisses off James Dobson</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/barack-obama-pisses-off-james-dobson-846631.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/barack-obama-pisses-off-james-dobson-846631.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Barack Obama pisses off James Dobson" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;distracts from the favorite issues Dobson raises most of his funds on: abortion and gay bashing. But Dobson failed. The board of the NAE rejected Dobson's power play, for the same reason many evangelicals will reject his telling them how to vote this year. Dobson also failed in stopping John McCain (who failed to kiss Dobson's ass sufficiently) from becoming the Republican nominee. If you're one of many Americans who thinks that the war in Iraq was a mistake or believe that the ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=g1JToU5ivTlQWJw1lBaBcw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/barack-obama-pisses-off-james-dobson-846631.html</guid></item><item><title>Kid Pisses Himself on stage</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Kid-Pisses-Himself-on-stage-506990.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Kid-Pisses-Himself-on-stage-506990.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/506990_0625fb2c-c5b5-4c18-91ec-a07d5faecdd8_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Kid Pisses Himself on stage" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Kid pees his pants in front of the whole Junior class during the class office election speeches. He was disqualified and ended up embarrassing himself in front of all of his peers.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GeTl5focyYk7KtaHuxIxIA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 01:26:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/506990_0625fb2c-c5b5-4c18-91ec-a07d5faecdd8_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Kid-Pisses-Himself-on-stage-506990.html</guid></item><item><title>DUI Suspect Pisses On A Cop</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/DUI-Suspect-Pisses-On-A-Cop-491982.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/DUI-Suspect-Pisses-On-A-Cop-491982.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/491982_419ef89d-ea56-4ba6-a06f-fc27555807ff_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="DUI Suspect Pisses On A Cop" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A drunk guy takes a piss on a cop and is taken down as soon as it happens.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=q1JhL%2blgJonAdNPrVXC1OQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:17:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/491982_419ef89d-ea56-4ba6-a06f-fc27555807ff_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/DUI-Suspect-Pisses-On-A-Cop-491982.html</guid></item><item><title>Fat Kid Pisses Himself </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Fat-Kid-Pisses-Himself-483215.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Fat-Kid-Pisses-Himself-483215.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/483215_0113d295-1263-4ea7-ac42-35d025dce0f7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Fat Kid Pisses Himself " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Fat kid pisses himself while laughing too much at his friends stupidity.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=qq0zRZaC9hHL72TZ4WAXZg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:54:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/483215_0113d295-1263-4ea7-ac42-35d025dce0f7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Fat-Kid-Pisses-Himself-483215.html</guid></item><item><title>Kid Pisses on Roommate's Floor!! INSANE!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Kid-Pisses-on-Roommate-s-Floor-INSANE-482407.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Kid-Pisses-on-Roommate-s-Floor-INSANE-482407.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/482407_288f4d6d-9f8f-47a4-8270-29cbb2e8088d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Kid Pisses on Roommate's Floor!! INSANE!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This kid straight up walks into his friend's room and pisses all over his floor.  Unbelievable.  At least he cleans it up for him.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6Up0WsRGrc8xT1RshkB9LQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:31:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/482407_288f4d6d-9f8f-47a4-8270-29cbb2e8088d_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/Kid-Pisses-on-Roommate-s-Floor-INSANE-482407.html</guid></item><item><title>Monkey pisses in his mouth</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/Monkey-pisses-in-his-mouth-470077.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/Monkey-pisses-in-his-mouth-470077.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/470077_3a7335d7-3e08-4883-9b0a-77dbfad1858c_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Monkey pisses in his mouth" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Monkey (or some other primate) pisses in its own mouth&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wYnaFE3d9o64AwmK0zqyww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:09:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/470077_3a7335d7-3e08-4883-9b0a-77dbfad1858c_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/Monkey-pisses-in-his-mouth-470077.html</guid></item><item><title>Clown Pisses Fire</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Clown-Pisses-Fire-446250.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Clown-Pisses-Fire-446250.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/446250_22e55299-d1fd-4777-8ba5-e66b99c6b239_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Clown Pisses Fire" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Last America freak show:  Clown drinks petrol, then pisses fire.
www.LastAmericanFreakShow.com&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=plrNRhEpGJ4mrhI3wscTCg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:12:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/446250_22e55299-d1fd-4777-8ba5-e66b99c6b239_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Clown-Pisses-Fire-446250.html</guid></item><item><title>Rhino pisses in Other Rhinos Food!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Rhino-pisses-in-Other-Rhinos-Food-441118.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Rhino-pisses-in-Other-Rhinos-Food-441118.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/441118_affec24a-21c8-4445-a0c6-b1e2894200aa_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Rhino pisses in Other Rhinos Food!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This Rhino pisses in the other Rhinos food then takes off to eat her own!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rB6cLdBHymJm0W8LPTUV4w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:25:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/441118_affec24a-21c8-4445-a0c6-b1e2894200aa_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Rhino-pisses-in-Other-Rhinos-Food-441118.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunk Kid Pisses Bed</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Drunk-Kid-Pisses-Bed-434001.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Drunk-Kid-Pisses-Bed-434001.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/434001_1fa6d93b-a2df-4e36-9033-9b5edb3af624_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Drunk Kid Pisses Bed" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;One of my friends gets wasted, and we burst in on him to find him in my dads robe with a piss stain on the bed.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3Anh87ETlxNh8KEF6rgbmg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:37:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/434001_1fa6d93b-a2df-4e36-9033-9b5edb3af624_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Drunk-Kid-Pisses-Bed-434001.html</guid></item><item><title>Bum Pisses Himself - What Follows Is Strange</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/12/Bum-Pisses-Himself-What-Follows-Is-Strange-415998.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/12/Bum-Pisses-Himself-What-Follows-Is-Strange-415998.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/12/415998_aac74244-f80d-4adc-a9d0-0d9b7fd1d4f6_prod_200_0000_thumb.jpg" alt="Bum Pisses Himself - What Follows Is Strange" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I guess hes marking his territory. LOL&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YoFu3KJANGpAPOWZErhEIQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:19:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/12/415998_aac74244-f80d-4adc-a9d0-0d9b7fd1d4f6_prod_200_0000_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/12/Bum-Pisses-Himself-What-Follows-Is-Strange-415998.html</guid></item><item><title>THE BEST SCARY MAZE GAME EVER:PISSES HIS PANTS</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-best-scary-maze-game-ever-pisses-his-pants-898384.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-best-scary-maze-game-ever-pisses-his-pants-898384.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="THE BEST SCARY MAZE GAME EVER:PISSES HIS PANTS" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;THE BEST SCARY MAZE GAME:PISSES HIS PANTS&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=NmxydGfXypv6HFPwWsWNOw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-best-scary-maze-game-ever-pisses-his-pants-898384.html</guid></item><item><title>WWE FIGURES Kane Pisses Off Khali(STOP MOTION)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/wwe-figures-kane-pisses-off-khali-stop-motion-1427506.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/wwe-figures-kane-pisses-off-khali-stop-motion-1427506.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/omSy0oqk5BQ/default.jpg" alt="WWE FIGURES Kane Pisses Off Khali(STOP MOTION)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;LEAVE A COMMENT PLEASE Tags:Wrestling draft, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, Rob Van Dam, Mick Foley, Randy Orton, Mr Kennedy, Eddie Guerrero, Edge, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Chris Jericho, Tazz, Matt Hardy, The Big Show, Sabu, Terry Funk, Jeff Hardy, Batista, Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle, Psicosis, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Eric Bischoff, JBL, The Undertaker, Tajiri, Ric Flair, Kane, Goldberg, Cactus Jack, The Sandman, Spike Dudley and Bubba Ray Dudley,Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Hulk Hogan ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vFRqFk5NLa7vEvlXVY%2bppg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/omSy0oqk5BQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/wwe-figures-kane-pisses-off-khali-stop-motion-1427506.html</guid></item><item><title>Roommate pisses pants for $5</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/Roommate-pisses-pants-for-5-398206.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/Roommate-pisses-pants-for-5-398206.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/11/398206_3f91401d-0182-4c83-8de7-be8b26b2bd44_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Roommate pisses pants for $5" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;My roommate pisses his boxers for only $5, and hilarity ensues.  Watch the whole video, its worth it!!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vbHa1urW52go2CapDKAy3w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:13:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/11/398206_3f91401d-0182-4c83-8de7-be8b26b2bd44_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/11/Roommate-pisses-pants-for-5-398206.html</guid></item></channel></rss>