<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:12:16 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:12:16 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Grenade Fail</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/grenade-fail-1507433</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;For more visit http://www.epicfail.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2fB%2bGdCA%2be82Kc8lBbAJ3Og%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:34:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1507433_d20b2426-9773-49cc-8749-a359898f717a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/grenade-fail-1507433</guid></item><item><title>Resistance 2 Poorly Played Part 1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/resistance-2-poorly-played-part-1-1422387.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/resistance-2-poorly-played-part-1-1422387.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8nwBjdhyzTc/default.jpg" alt="Resistance 2 Poorly Played Part 1" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;fun ... golf cart stunts drifting driving skiding off roading fun comedu bangs riding hand signals resistance play station control banging pushing throwing &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5TIpLp18FZWBrx2RRH1Jww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8nwBjdhyzTc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/resistance-2-poorly-played-part-1-1422387.html</guid></item><item><title>Resistance 2 Poorly Played Part 3</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/resistance-2-poorly-played-part-3-1422390.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/resistance-2-poorly-played-part-3-1422390.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2pLoCCUiLt0/default.jpg" alt="Resistance 2 Poorly Played Part 3" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;fun ... golf cart stunts drifting driving skiding off roading fun comedu bangs riding hand signals resistance play station control banging pushing throwing &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9satJy6rAvIkI%2fwo2s97oQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2pLoCCUiLt0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/resistance-2-poorly-played-part-3-1422390.html</guid></item><item><title>Resistance 2 Poorly Played Part 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/resistance-2-poorly-played-part-2-1422391.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/resistance-2-poorly-played-part-2-1422391.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-FVeaG-N2Dg/default.jpg" alt="Resistance 2 Poorly Played Part 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;fun ... golf cart stunts drifting driving skiding off roading fun comedu bangs riding hand signals resistance play station control banging pushing throwing &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=bWkK4ST6Ic%2b2%2bFnlKdd71A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-FVeaG-N2Dg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/resistance-2-poorly-played-part-2-1422391.html</guid></item><item><title>Charo Covers Rihanna... Poorly.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/charo-covers-rihanna-poorly-1244224.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/charo-covers-rihanna-poorly-1244224.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1244224_6f6cc92c-d823-4629-b8c7-b7723ddaa8c0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Charo Covers Rihanna... Poorly." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;On the Jerry Lewis Telethon, ancient icon Charo butchers a modern hit&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=g24tSagmtpxMmGP3ukjo3g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:35:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1244224_6f6cc92c-d823-4629-b8c7-b7723ddaa8c0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/charo-covers-rihanna-poorly-1244224.html</guid></item><item><title>I Am Fat White Tiger Woods</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/i-am-fat-white-tiger-woods-1240640.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;www.facebook.com Sorry about taking a little break. I'll be putting vids up more frequently now. ENJOY (And the cop who arrested me last weekend is IN this video!) ... golf snitch daryl horner comedy standup weed fire department 420 coon rapids minnesota drink booze play poorly video blog &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6a7J31zXZRF7X4KYDNaBwg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-7Iw2ZZ6_Bg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/i-am-fat-white-tiger-woods-1240640.html</guid></item><item><title>Fensler Film's GI Joe PSAs - jet ski [21 out of 25]</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fensler-film-s-gi-joe-psas-jet-ski-21-out-of-25-1069410.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fensler-film-s-gi-joe-psas-jet-ski-21-out-of-25-1069410.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4V9xehxFbWU/default.jpg" alt="Fensler Film's GI Joe PSAs - jet ski [21 out of 25]" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;So it's been 2 - 3 years now since these were first uploaded somewhere on the internets. I'm here to upload them again as another source for lulz for all to see. I do not claim ownership of anything in or about these videos, and GI Joe is property of Hasbro.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZMo4ziHCjJW6FPBhchKaWw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4V9xehxFbWU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fensler-film-s-gi-joe-psas-jet-ski-21-out-of-25-1069410.html</guid></item><item><title>GTA 4 The Professional</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/GTA-4-The-Professional-663079.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Gameplay set to R U Professional song&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5%2bqZouDCf5C4etuUfUylgA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:59:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/663079_1b0f63c9-7481-456a-aae0-b190fee82476_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/GTA-4-The-Professional-663079.html</guid></item><item><title>BMX Front Flip Off Roof Ends Painfully</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/bmx-front-flip-off-roof-ends-painfully1.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Judging by the scream he lets out as soon as he flies off the roof, he probably didn't plan on landing this in the first place.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=qhCCKweurblfLxu2eTkZdA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:08:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/bmx-front-flip-off-roof-ends-painfully1.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/bmx-front-flip-off-roof-ends-painfully1.html</guid></item><item><title>Cheap Ambulance Ride Ends Poorly</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/cheap-ambulance-ride-ends-poorly.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/cheap-ambulance-ride-ends-poorly.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/cheap-ambulance-ride-ends-poorly.jpg" alt="Cheap Ambulance Ride Ends Poorly" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Last season, this was the exciting conclusion to the South American version of Grey's Anatomy. Watch for the second lady flip out of the truck.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=71zB8nT0RyLhj4QAPxPYhQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:27:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/cheap-ambulance-ride-ends-poorly.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/cheap-ambulance-ride-ends-poorly.html</guid></item><item><title>A Silly Cartoon About Voting</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/a-silly-cartoon-about-voting-971059.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/a-silly-cartoon-about-voting-971059.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/L6pgr3NVHUQ/default.jpg" alt="A Silly Cartoon About Voting" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;When am I going to do the things I said I was going to do? -Tabris ... Election Voting poorly animated Obama McCain scare tactics overt threat copyrighted characters cock and ball torture &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=h89gjlV1pkEEqfET7RXV5Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/L6pgr3NVHUQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/a-silly-cartoon-about-voting-971059.html</guid></item><item><title>CharlesTrippy Shotguns A Beer (Poorly)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/charlestrippy-shotguns-a-beer-poorly-886274.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/charlestrippy-shotguns-a-beer-poorly-886274.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="CharlesTrippy Shotguns A Beer (Poorly)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;so this was in orlando, friends said I should shotgun a beer since I hadn't before. watch this epic fail gem. note the white trash beer, yum. My main channel: www.youtube.com ... charlestrippy ctfxc shotgun beer kegstand college party sorority orlando &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=b0nFCt7kWeuyKenmwA7%2f6w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/charlestrippy-shotguns-a-beer-poorly-886274.html</guid></item><item><title>Biking...Poorly</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Biking-Poorly-577452.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Biking-Poorly-577452.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/577452_9287a7d7-186f-4bea-97a8-128f16190004_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Biking...Poorly" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Me biking, stopping and falling.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4K05InTEugJmsBoKhlU4Aw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:29:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/577452_9287a7d7-186f-4bea-97a8-128f16190004_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Biking-Poorly-577452.html</guid></item><item><title>MewithoutYou-In a Sweater Poorly Knit</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/mewithoutyou-in-a-sweater-poorly-knit-886498.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;back we'll end where we'd begun like two pennies on the train track the train crushed into one or if I'm a crown without a king, if I'm a broken open seed if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need no boat out in the blue, no place to rest your head, the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead! I do not exist only you exist ... me with out you aaron weiss in sweater poorly knit mewithoutyou epic win frieza west carrollton master chief arbitor fail fred for the lose ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wy7H4YclbvHi6OMsa0l4yA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/mewithoutyou-in-a-sweater-poorly-knit-886498.html</guid></item><item><title>Erotic Asian Girl Sings Poorly</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/Erotic-Asian-Girl-Sings-Poorly-529097.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/Erotic-Asian-Girl-Sings-Poorly-529097.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/529097_6dec7f64-f47b-4228-a0ac-fc653f8262f4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Erotic Asian Girl Sings Poorly" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;this girl butches these lyrics, but she's still a winner in  my book&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=eWQYRsRNvG53RMoX0slNbQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:21:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/529097_6dec7f64-f47b-4228-a0ac-fc653f8262f4_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/Erotic-Asian-Girl-Sings-Poorly-529097.html</guid></item><item><title>First Motorcycle Ride Goes Poorly</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/first-motorcycle-ride-goes-poorly.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Can you tell that this is John's first time on a motorcycle?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UX2Vz8igfKtiaoLw9Ttf0g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:16:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/first-motorcycle-ride-goes-poorly.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/first-motorcycle-ride-goes-poorly.html</guid></item><item><title>First Motorcycle Ride Goes Poorly</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/first-motorcycle-ride-goes-poorly-841561.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Can you tell that this is John's first time on a motorcycle?...Belongs To Break&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=e3PQ%2fLLBkPHNvfoYvMuBlQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/first-motorcycle-ride-goes-poorly-841561.html</guid></item><item><title>spring - FAIL</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/spring-FAIL-526604.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/spring-FAIL-526604.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/526604_5ef88b6f-8c44-404d-ac6d-48dca591f951_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="spring - FAIL" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;uhh, i really thought i could do a backspring or whatever they're called... short n sweet&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hXLlPQIHKyHlhdA55LW0BA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:29:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/526604_5ef88b6f-8c44-404d-ac6d-48dca591f951_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/spring-FAIL-526604.html</guid></item><item><title>coworkers death announced poorly</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/coworkers-death-announced-poorly-520125.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/coworkers-death-announced-poorly-520125.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/520125_923b3b65-be61-4ea0-ab9e-01a99aa77bde_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="coworkers death announced poorly" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;news guys poor delivery of news story and coworkers absence!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Eoa3hfEzpb1qsgzsEqdl%2bg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:27:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/520125_923b3b65-be61-4ea0-ab9e-01a99aa77bde_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/coworkers-death-announced-poorly-520125.html</guid></item><item><title>Rich Vos performs 'A Bronx Tale' with Chazz Palmin</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Rich-Vos-performs-A-Bronx-Tale-with-Chazz-Palmin-453325.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Rich-Vos-performs-A-Bronx-Tale-with-Chazz-Palmin-453325.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/453325_a0333132-dea5-48ed-bc1c-ed21ff810dac_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Rich Vos performs 'A Bronx Tale' with Chazz Palmin" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Our buddy Rich Vos can't act for shit, so of course we had to tell him to come in and do a scene from 'A Bronx Tale'... only he had no idea we were going to bring in Hollywood actor Chazz Palminteri at the last minute to totally panic Vos
&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DxnPD40A4oEwheGtWkbXOQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:46:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/453325_a0333132-dea5-48ed-bc1c-ed21ff810dac_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Rich-Vos-performs-A-Bronx-Tale-with-Chazz-Palmin-453325.html</guid></item><item><title>BAD DIRTBIKE BURNOUT</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/BAD-DIRTBIKE-BURNOUT-450869.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/BAD-DIRTBIKE-BURNOUT-450869.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/450869_f121a50a-1ccd-4c8d-aab7-d9334338778e_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="BAD DIRTBIKE BURNOUT" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;BAD DIRTBIKE BURNOUT&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YNNTrB3YNr9W%2fq8jBvjm7Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:32:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/450869_f121a50a-1ccd-4c8d-aab7-d9334338778e_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/BAD-DIRTBIKE-BURNOUT-450869.html</guid></item><item><title>In A Sweater Poorly Knit</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/in-a-sweater-poorly-knit-960723.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/in-a-sweater-poorly-knit-960723.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="In A Sweater Poorly Knit" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;your flute, weave your colored yarns. Boil down the fruit to preserves in mason jars. And the books are over due, and the goats are underfed, the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead. You're a door without a key, a field without a fence. You made a holy fool of me and I've thanked you ever since, but she'd come circling back, we'll end where we begun, like two pennies on the train tracks, train crushed into one. But if I'm a crown without a king, if I'm a broken open seed ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=NyNyKNZtLOfWWVZqmPkzzA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/in-a-sweater-poorly-knit-960723.html</guid></item><item><title>Roland sings Pavarotti...poorly</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Roland-sings-Pavarotti-poorly-364515.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Roland-sings-Pavarotti-poorly-364515.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/364515_fa38c4db-a307-4fc8-be16-0963716e8ee2_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Roland sings Pavarotti...poorly" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Roland, who does an EXCELLENT job booking guests for the Opie and Anthony show, does a HORRIBLE job singing opera in this attempt at a heartfelt tribute to the late tenor.
&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=HeDvx9sRZw3D8pJF8YEqww%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:59:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/364515_fa38c4db-a307-4fc8-be16-0963716e8ee2_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Roland-sings-Pavarotti-poorly-364515.html</guid></item><item><title>Poorly Executed Dirt Bike Burnout</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/poorly-executed-dirt-bike-burnout.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/poorly-executed-dirt-bike-burnout.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/poorly-executed-dirt-bike-burnout.jpg" alt="Poorly Executed Dirt Bike Burnout" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Of all the ways a bad dirt bike burnout could have ended, I honestly can I say I didnt see that one coming. Dont let go of the brake next time.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uwhzuQryHCPezjb0db6GVQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:54:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/poorly-executed-dirt-bike-burnout.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/poorly-executed-dirt-bike-burnout.html</guid></item><item><title>Poorly planned coliseum implosion</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/7/Poorly-planned-coliseum-implosion-332543.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/7/Poorly-planned-coliseum-implosion-332543.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/7/332543_69c3bd46-42ef-4ef5-a16c-2c14d28a72d5_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Poorly planned coliseum implosion" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A coliseum implosion in New Haven goes terribly wrong as the spectators are far too close. The funniest part is the cops running into their car for shelter instead of helping anybody.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4hsv9LvRviKkZlTwTQp2SA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 21:46:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/7/332543_69c3bd46-42ef-4ef5-a16c-2c14d28a72d5_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/7/Poorly-planned-coliseum-implosion-332543.html</guid></item><item><title>Gort Mold</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/Gort-Mold-316373.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/Gort-Mold-316373.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/6/316373_5847e364-c54a-40a1-84d8-693594675637_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Gort Mold" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;clay animation poorly done, but does feature a relevant message to todays societys ills&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iAC%2fb8SFm5PrFGjt8sTuBw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:36:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/6/316373_5847e364-c54a-40a1-84d8-693594675637_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/Gort-Mold-316373.html</guid></item><item><title>Keg Stand Ends Poorly</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Keg-Stand-Ends-Poorly-273735.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Keg-Stand-Ends-Poorly-273735.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/273735_f660c62b-254f-44bf-bd3f-2f1e35d18531_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Keg Stand Ends Poorly" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Billys first keg stand, which lasted only 1 second because someone pumped it too much, ends with a refreshing swim.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0JEfUwvm8WuUOOW8YQHpCQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:50:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/4/273735_f660c62b-254f-44bf-bd3f-2f1e35d18531_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/4/Keg-Stand-Ends-Poorly-273735.html</guid></item><item><title>Pamela Sings Poorly On The Opie and Anthony Show</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/3/Pamela-Sings-Poorly-On-The-Opie-and-Anthony-Show-248891.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/3/Pamela-Sings-Poorly-On-The-Opie-and-Anthony-Show-248891.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/3/248891_23902614-2911-43e0-b30e-5b3c1998f779_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Pamela Sings Poorly On The Opie and Anthony Show" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Pamela from Long Island returns to the Opie and Anthony Show to butcher another pop song with her unique vocal ability. Here she is ruining Like A Virgin by Madonna&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=CjDnKf1n3YhvcXT%2fcGDJiA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:22:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/3/248891_23902614-2911-43e0-b30e-5b3c1998f779_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/3/Pamela-Sings-Poorly-On-The-Opie-and-Anthony-Show-248891.html</guid></item><item><title>Prank Poorly Executed</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/11/Prank-Poorly-Executed-180294.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/11/Prank-Poorly-Executed-180294.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2006/11/180294_d49b29c8-17de-461c-aa54-9b188fdd3cd7_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" alt="Prank Poorly Executed" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Prank was ruined when the guy getting pranked didn't even flinch.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IrcxoXmMhG3lQC3vFydyhw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:31:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2006/11/180294_d49b29c8-17de-461c-aa54-9b188fdd3cd7_prod_Break_Thumb_100_1.jpeg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/11/Prank-Poorly-Executed-180294.html</guid></item></channel></rss>