<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:58:38 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:58:38 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Maurys Story</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maurys-story-1402824.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The rap video that showcases paternity tests, baby daddies &amp;amp; out of control teens!   &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=tAqaFGtm7HTjiFZN0qcE0g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:57:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VXQMUoHbb3o/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maurys-story-1402824.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: The Downside of Dating SINGLE MOTHERS</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-the-downside-of-dating-single-mothers-1359276.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload ... junebugobama Junebug Obama Barack couples dating advice relationships black women TheSargeWP jiatv single mothers Oprah Maury Povich DNA paternity Desperate Housewives Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Madonna Tariq Nasheed kingflextv Lil Wayne Beyonce Ashanti Rihanna Britney Spears As the World Turns General Hospital Days of our Lives One Life to Live All My Children The Young and Restless &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lOdrUKIK7cNTGm%2fnC4nfQQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gfaqdMJeCaQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-the-downside-of-dating-single-mothers-1359276.html</guid></item><item><title>Maury: If You Say I'm A Whore, Why'd You Sleep With Me? (2008)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-if-you-say-i-m-a-whore-why-d-you-sleep-with-me-2008-1358071.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Paternity tests caught on tape! ... maury povich show paternity test not the father victory dance run backstage funny serious issue child support welfare cheque check sex pickles dna drama mom mother dad papa mama anger emotion upset stomach diahrea explosive volatile screaming shouting whateva craziness shocking outrageous i'll prove it your whole family fianc&#233; toilet seat herpes paper std crazy husband food stamps hereditary genetic genes kids back flip rhythm method ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sh563P8lo6FS1hInlnUSyQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MYVaufn-4lk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-if-you-say-i-m-a-whore-why-d-you-sleep-with-me-2008-1358071.html</guid></item><item><title>Maury: Wildest Teens of 2007 - Sex for a CHEESEBURGER! / Wild T</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-wildest-teens-of-2007-sex-for-a-cheeseburger-wild-t-1310099.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Note: the rest of this episode is better quality. ... maury show povich destructive out of control gta wild teen bhh you are not the father paternity dna outrageous whore beats up kids year old cry nephew sister double cheeseburger bacon wendys sex LOL fat &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4SM2IM2w4BKJz5xW7VepGg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5qziv3VMy44/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-wildest-teens-of-2007-sex-for-a-cheeseburger-wild-t-1310099.html</guid></item><item><title>Maury: Wildest Teens of 2007 - Shocking Shantell!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-wildest-teens-of-2007-shocking-shantell-1310356.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;, she says she will knock yo ass OUT! 2. funny ... maury povich show young teens wild drugs teen pregnancy SEX serious issue exposed jail death funeral attack knife ass fist scared monmouth county juvenile correctional facility unprotected condoms prostitute attacks hospital shocking lie detector tests polygraph fail not funny gang members pimp slap baby change nasty disgusting fights fists violence violent bully bhh control destructive dna are the father out of outrageous paternity sex ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UO2nmCmazIyd48BXPBlnVQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5ObVjdOEKLo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-wildest-teens-of-2007-shocking-shantell-1310356.html</guid></item><item><title>Maury: Wildest Teens of 2007 - Alexis Love / Dis Mah Baybuh, LE</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-wildest-teens-of-2007-alexis-love-dis-mah-baybuh-le-1310604.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Maury's wildest teens ever... caught on tape! 1. Alexis Love, 19, is a teen porn star. Watch as the Maury Show's cameras document an average day of her life on the porn set. 2. Ashley, the girl who carries around a baby doll. 3. Brittany got pregnant at 15, and today in 2007, two years later, she is here to prove to a man named Joe that he is her baby, Brennan's, dad. Joe says Brittany is a whore who lied about her age. As well, he says Brittany's Irish-looking baby can't be his because ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=HcRQarGpWt4H7D%2b9fQgGsw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/waNR2yfy3Hw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-wildest-teens-of-2007-alexis-love-dis-mah-baybuh-le-1310604.html</guid></item><item><title>Maury: Wildest Teens of 2007 - 14 y/o Carjacker Beats Kids, Dri</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-wildest-teens-of-2007-14-y-o-carjacker-beats-kids-dri-1302171.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;paternity tests! ... Maury show povich destructive out of control gta wild teen BHH beat sister glasses vodka sex drinking outrageous best drunk driver madd crash accident shocking unprotected condoms stds aids herpes death behaviour insane violence burger king family sisters dad guy self illegal jail west pickles impaired drugs guns germs steel trash tv drama parenting parent autumn south park whateva want ghetto girl ebonics prostitute stealing gross crazy not funny thug meg griffin lookalike ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=k0%2bwFfFWajMlUjRHQDGkPw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rBmW5DkMz6E/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-wildest-teens-of-2007-14-y-o-carjacker-beats-kids-dri-1302171.html</guid></item><item><title>Maury: Wildest Teens of 2007 - 15 y/o Beats Up &amp;amp; Stabs Kids, Se</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-wildest-teens-of-2007-15-y-o-beats-up-stabs-kids-se-1302613.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;, she stabbed a girl with a screwdriver and laughed as the girl lay on the floor, bleeding. Maury says she is so desperate to have sex that she posted an ad on MySpace looking for the right man to get her pregnant (he has to have blue eyes, brown hair, and a certain sized penis). She's had sex with 30 guys, over 150 times, with 6 guys at once (it felt great), and for $25! ... maury povich show crazy out of control teen angelique sex pop soda coca cola beats kids children assault bullying ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dOcL6EwKUZAQKEBM0A9XCw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xrjNiIYvfes/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-wildest-teens-of-2007-15-y-o-beats-up-stabs-kids-se-1302613.html</guid></item><item><title>America</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/america-1289116.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;My last day in the states and i have learned......fuck all really ... coughlan666 america usa food fat fucks hooters cheeseburger immigration obese toilets diabetes injury lawyers tv meth tila tequila maury povich steve wilkos baby mamma &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nyUugA%2b6xsa07X9wflBJOw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1DzBiy8GStg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/america-1289116.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: America</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-america-1289118.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload ... coughlan666 america usa food fat fucks hooters cheeseburger immigration obese toilets diabetes injury lawyers tv meth tila tequila maury povich steve wilkos baby mamma &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=b3RD%2fWrgMmrsxj9FcduVqw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yInJrf4atww/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-america-1289118.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: America--- The United States of Obese Americans</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-america-the-united-states-of-obese-americans-1289134.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;If it wasn't for over-eating I'd have no love and affection at all. Replying to: www.youtube.com ... coughlan666 america usa food fat fucks hooters cheeseburger immigration obese toilets diabetes injury lawyers tv meth tila tequila maury povich steve wilkos baby mamma &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=SyqdrUJjxYJTlnDsWwoxOA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NppkfjDXK4U/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/re-america-the-united-states-of-obese-americans-1289134.html</guid></item><item><title>Maury: Everyone's Money Is My Money! (2007)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-everyone-s-money-is-my-money-2007-1271538.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;.desertdispatch.com www.pe.com mydeathspace.com ... maury povich show young teens running wild drugs teen pregnancy sex serious issue exposed jail death funeral save them before it's too late attack knife fist scared monmouth county juvenile correctional facility unprotected condoms prostituted daughter attacks mother hospital shocking lie detector tests polygraph fail not funny gang members pimp desperate have baby change reality check nasty disgusting hammer head fights fists violence ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Ueo6rOAjZ1epivtYl0TyhA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ryZFiqObXNw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/maury-everyone-s-money-is-my-money-2007-1271538.html</guid></item><item><title>F*ck Maury</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/f-ck-maury-1268325.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Yep! Steve's Channel: www.youtube.com/stevedangle Blogtv: www.blogtv.com/people/00-Neal Twitter: www.twitter.com/iopunderstealth ... iopunderstealth 00-Neal maury povich show stupid people funny comedic vlog kids screaming slapping bad parenting award fall fashion bank of america no arms customer service pleasure with feet macdonalds texas state fair death deep fried butter fat yes said cock steve dangle subscriptions &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=PQ1eRiB6pJ2urGxXFUYanQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zVoJSZDWaA8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/f-ck-maury-1268325.html</guid></item><item><title>Maury Updates: Lusty Latin Lovin' / I'm NOT the Mother! / Did I</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/maury-updates-lusty-latin-lovin-i-m-not-the-mother-did-i-1156573.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;1. Why are there always so many updates on Sasha &amp;amp; Joseph? 2. Cindy, who is a liar, a con artist, and a thief, came to prove to a woman named Kay that she was her biological mother. Glory Hallelujah! Lord help me! 3. Bernice was the complete opposite of Kay. She was determined to prove to Mandy that she was her granddaughter. The year before, Bernice lost her son, Ray. Watch how the producers mock her story by playing the pickle phobia music during her backstage interview. Amen! Amen! 3. 4 ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=CGfwcmu4PaGUg9GoHKir%2bg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2QV3vpc1MBE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/maury-updates-lusty-latin-lovin-i-m-not-the-mother-did-i-1156573.html</guid></item><item><title>Maury: Title Contest #2 (2007)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/maury-title-contest-2-2007-995803.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Violent teens who beat their families... caught on tape! ... maury povich show young teens running wild having drugs teen pregnancy serious issue exposed jail death funeral save them before it's too late whateva prostitute baby bitches be hatin shocking trailer no electricity hiv std sex herpes nasty violent fight bitch mean outrageous secrets revealed truth confession ghetto grown ass woman BHH attack younger siblings lupus abuse trembling mom mother crying emotional hospital stealing ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=a%2fHvNzZL%2bGi%2f%2buH7M4IykA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qt9n1ka4tjw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/maury-title-contest-2-2007-995803.html</guid></item><item><title>[Extended Clip] Midget Fight!!! (Jerry Springer, 2006)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/extended-clip-midget-fight-jerry-springer-2006-960615.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/extended-clip-midget-fight-jerry-springer-2006-960615.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="[Extended Clip] Midget Fight!!! (Jerry Springer, 2006)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Midget Fight Jerry Springer show Midgets Brawl Fighting Funny Sexy UFC Wild Animals Scary Half Naked Dwarf Dwarves snow white midgets todd dates tranny little people women men not the father run backstage crying screaming victory dance confrontation steve wilkos maury povich cheating unfaithful...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lWsTg89c9ZasldfwYHesxw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/extended-clip-midget-fight-jerry-springer-2006-960615.html</guid></item><item><title>Jerry Springer: Midget Wedding Crasher (2007)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jerry-springer-midget-wedding-crasher-2007-960620.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jerry-springer-midget-wedding-crasher-2007-960620.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Jerry Springer: Midget Wedding Crasher (2007)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Invasion of the Little People, 17 1/2 ! ... Midget Fight Jerry Springer show Midgets Brawl Fighting Funny Sexy UFC Wild Animals Scary Half Naked Dwarf Dwarves snow white midgets todd dates tranny little people women men not the father run backstage crying screaming victory dance confrontation steve wilkos maury povich cheating unfaithful love triangle violence attack assault bar fight security drunk break up lie detector truth exposed wedding crasher crashers cake smash tuxedo dress ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=V6iEPt48cm3XNRXXSMojPA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jerry-springer-midget-wedding-crasher-2007-960620.html</guid></item><item><title>Jerry Springer: Midget Madness (2008)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jerry-springer-midget-madness-2008-960638.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jerry-springer-midget-madness-2008-960638.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Jerry Springer: Midget Madness (2008)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Midget fights big black guy! ... Midget Fight Jerry Springer show Midgets Brawl Fighting Funny Sexy UFC Wild Animals Scary Half Naked Dwarf Dwarves snow white midgets todd dates tranny little people women men not the father run backstage crying screaming victory dance confrontation steve wilkos maury povich cheating unfaithful love triangle violence attack assault bar fight security drunk break up lie detector truth exposed wedding crasher crashers cake smash tuxedo dress ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=CVYLzTJBhmzgOfituZyvqA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/jerry-springer-midget-madness-2008-960638.html</guid></item><item><title>Jerry Springer: Adult Baby Midget!!! (2007)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jerry-springer-adult-baby-midget-2007-1332329.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jerry-springer-adult-baby-midget-2007-1332329.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e6aDhHzg-UE/default.jpg" alt="Jerry Springer: Adult Baby Midget!!! (2007)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Maury should use this guy in his baby boot camps. ... Midget Fight Jerry Springer show Midgets Brawl Fighting Funny freaks diaper Scary Half Naked Dwarf Dwarves snow white midgets little people women men run backstage crying screaming victory dance confrontation steve wilkos maury povich cheating unfaithful love triangle violence attack assault bar fight security drunk break up lie detector truth exposed wedding crasher crashers cake smash tuxedo dress adult baby chick magnet boot camp trailer ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fFOME%2fceUsIBUdpV9yt82Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/e6aDhHzg-UE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/jerry-springer-adult-baby-midget-2007-1332329.html</guid></item><item><title>The Moray Povich Show</title><link>http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/attack-of-the-show/the-moray-povich-show-817385.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/attack-of-the-show/the-moray-povich-show-817385.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//" alt="The Moray Povich Show" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Moray Povich reveals if Aquaman is or isn't the father of a killer whale's baby.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0ScIdpVFRHsl4NT5pM3VRw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:00:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/attack-of-the-show/the-moray-povich-show-817385.html</guid></item><item><title>Gary Owen on Maury</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/gary-owen-on-maury-801910.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/gary-owen-on-maury-801910.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" alt="Gary Owen on Maury" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Gary Owen talking about the Maury Povich Show and paternity tests.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uBrkkelzvfTj0HRMPfBfPg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:54:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/gary-owen-on-maury-801910.html</guid></item><item><title>Jamaican For Honkeys Ep 04</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/jamaican-for-honkeys-ep-04-776989.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/jamaican-for-honkeys-ep-04-776989.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/776989_9e14bac9-9b2b-4180-b4c6-4a9bc1eb2df5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Jamaican For Honkeys Ep 04" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;At long last, JAMAICAN FOR HONKEYS Episode 4 is on the web for your viewing pleasure!  Jamaican For Honkeys Episode 4!  Kevin Jackal Johnston and Trixx are a dynamic pair that bring funny to your front door.  Learn Jamaican!  Learn Patois  Learn PATWA  Jamaican For Honkeys. white people have a show that insults them well. Learn Jamaican Patois. Patwa is the Jamaican language and we are here to teach it to white people. Honkeys, honkys, honkies, whites, people that burn in the un like potatoe chips.  Starring Kevin Jackal Johnston and Trixx, this is the funniest show on the Internet today. Filmed on location in Beautiful downtown Kingston, Jamaica.  Known locally as Patois (Patwa) or simply Jamaican, is an EnglishAfrican creole language spoken primarily in Jamaica and the Jamaican diaspora. It is not to be confused with Jamaican English nor with the Rastafarian use of English. The language  Jamaican Patois, known locally as Patois (Patwa) or simply Jamaican, is an EnglishAfrican creole language spoken primaril&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zP%2bsZRJf%2fdXIh3zzpXfjDA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:05:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/776989_9e14bac9-9b2b-4180-b4c6-4a9bc1eb2df5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/jamaican-for-honkeys-ep-04-776989.html</guid></item><item><title>69 Seconds Episode 030 - Sex is Cheaper Than Flowers by Kevin Ja</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/69-seconds-776799.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/69-seconds-776799.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/776799_1c11083d-993e-4551-99b4-c388eda2ffe5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="69 Seconds Episode 030 - Sex is Cheaper Than Flowers by Kevin Ja" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Peanut Allergies, Egg allergy. 69 seconds is a pardoy of andy rooney and 60  minutes. Kevin Jackal Johnston of Testicles.ca has  many opinions on many subjects and they are all here  for your enjoyment.  69 seconds with Kevin Jackal Johnston is a Parody of  Andy Rooneys rants on 60 Minutes. 60 Minutes is a  great show frequently watch by the Testicles.ca  staff.  69 Seconds is the greatest 69 second rant show  youll ever watch. Kevin Jackal Johnston has many  viewpoints on many subjects that you will enjoy as  he is Canadas funniest fat man.  60 Minutes Pardoy by Kevin Jackal Johnston a 22 year  veteran of graphic design and marketing. Looking for  a great designer, then contact Kevin Jackal  Johnston.  60 Minutes and Andy Rooney, 69 Seconds by Kevin  Jackal Johnston http://www.testicles.ca  60 Minutes did a poor job in the interview they had  with Howard Stern, but I can forgive them for that.  Kevin Jackal Johnston owns 46 neck ties, but he is  so fat that only ONE of his suits fit right now.  Damn he ha&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=KM3cbM64IKO%2bZYAipPOpEw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:28:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/776799_1c11083d-993e-4551-99b4-c388eda2ffe5_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/69-seconds-776799.html</guid></item><item><title>69 Seconds Episode 029- Get The Bitch off the Bill by Kevin Jack</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/69-seconds-episode-029-get-the-bitch-off-the-bill-by-kevin-jack-772996.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/69-seconds-episode-029-get-the-bitch-off-the-bill-by-kevin-jack-772996.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/772996_42b8f150-2242-4e08-ba03-72c90690e8c1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="69 Seconds Episode 029- Get The Bitch off the Bill by Kevin Jack" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Peanut Allergies, Egg allergy. 69 seconds is a pardoy of andy rooney and 60  minutes. Kevin Jackal Johnston of Testicles.ca has  many opinions on many subjects and they are all here  for your enjoyment.  69 seconds with Kevin Jackal Johnston is a Parody of  Andy Rooneys rants on 60 Minutes. 60 Minutes is a  great show frequently watch by the Testicles.ca  staff.  69 Seconds is the greatest 69 second rant show  youll ever watch. Kevin Jackal Johnston has many  viewpoints on many subjects that you will enjoy as  he is Canadas funniest fat man.  60 Minutes Pardoy by Kevin Jackal Johnston a 22 year  veteran of graphic design and marketing. Looking for  a great designer, then contact Kevin Jackal  Johnston.  60 Minutes and Andy Rooney, 69 Seconds by Kevin  Jackal Johnston http://www.testicles.ca  60 Minutes did a poor job in the interview they had  with Howard Stern, but I can forgive them for that.  Kevin Jackal Johnston owns 46 neck ties, but he is  so fat that only ONE of his suits fit right now.  Damn he ha&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Zq0L3Kx%2bf0SmuGPJd4nqRA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:21:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/772996_42b8f150-2242-4e08-ba03-72c90690e8c1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/69-seconds-episode-029-get-the-bitch-off-the-bill-by-kevin-jack-772996.html</guid></item><item><title>69 Seconds Episode 028- Peanuts Eggs And A Dead Man Too </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/peanuts-730455.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/peanuts-730455.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/730455_b333ab05-e8b4-41f7-8582-d61828d43157_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="69 Seconds Episode 028- Peanuts Eggs And A Dead Man Too " width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Peanut Allergies, Egg allergy. 69 seconds is a pardoy of andy rooney and 60  minutes. Kevin Jackal Johnston of Testicles.ca has  many opinions on many subjects and they are all here  for your enjoyment.  69 seconds with Kevin Jackal Johnston is a Parody of  Andy Rooneys rants on 60 Minutes. 60 Minutes is a  great show frequently watch by the Testicles.ca  staff.  69 Seconds is the greatest 69 second rant show  youll ever watch. Kevin Jackal Johnston has many  viewpoints on many subjects that you will enjoy as  he is Canadas funniest fat man.  60 Minutes Pardoy by Kevin Jackal Johnston a 22 year  veteran of graphic design and marketing. Looking for  a great designer, then contact Kevin Jackal  Johnston.  60 Minutes and Andy Rooney, 69 Seconds by Kevin  Jackal Johnston http://www.testicles.ca  60 Minutes did a poor job in the interview they had  with Howard Stern, but I can forgive them for that.  Kevin Jackal Johnston owns 46 neck ties, but he is  so fat that only ONE of his suits fit right now.  Damn he ha&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=b5BXEd7V49nwrMI6UAMocg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 13:45:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/730455_b333ab05-e8b4-41f7-8582-d61828d43157_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/peanuts-730455.html</guid></item><item><title>69 Seconds Episode 027 - Drive Through No SpeekO Ang Glaize</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/drive-thru-730438.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/drive-thru-730438.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/730438_b1450fa1-50a7-4ddd-957f-f45dbe28c409_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="69 Seconds Episode 027 - Drive Through No SpeekO Ang Glaize" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;69 seconds is a pardoy of andy rooney and 60  minutes. Kevin Jackal Johnston of Testicles.ca has  many opinions on many subjects and they are all here  for your enjoyment.  69 seconds with Kevin Jackal Johnston is a Parody of  Andy Rooneys rants on 60 Minutes. 60 Minutes is a  great show frequently watch by the Testicles.ca  staff.  69 Seconds is the greatest 69 second rant show  youll ever watch. Kevin Jackal Johnston has many  viewpoints on many subjects that you will enjoy as  he is Canadas funniest fat man.  60 Minutes Pardoy by Kevin Jackal Johnston a 22 year  veteran of graphic design and marketing. Looking for  a great designer, then contact Kevin Jackal  Johnston.  60 Minutes and Andy Rooney, 69 Seconds by Kevin  Jackal Johnston http://www.testicles.ca  60 Minutes did a poor job in the interview they had  with Howard Stern, but I can forgive them for that.  Kevin Jackal Johnston owns 46 neck ties, but he is  so fat that only ONE of his suits fit right now.  Damn he has a fat ass. Testicles.ca is a &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=N9FyC5B6iT6a%2bYt5MgN0dA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 13:13:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/730438_b1450fa1-50a7-4ddd-957f-f45dbe28c409_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/drive-thru-730438.html</guid></item><item><title>69 Seconds Episode 026 - Morons and Pills Dont Mix</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/morons-pills-dont-mix-730421.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/morons-pills-dont-mix-730421.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/730421_732fc97f-ee19-4072-8691-6ea4f3dc4bf2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="69 Seconds Episode 026 - Morons and Pills Dont Mix" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;69 seconds is a pardoy of andy rooney and 60  minutes. Kevin Jackal Johnston of Testicles.ca has  many opinions on many subjects and they are all here  for your enjoyment.  69 seconds with Kevin Jackal Johnston is a Parody of  Andy Rooneys rants on 60 Minutes. 60 Minutes is a  great show frequently watch by the Testicles.ca  staff.  69 Seconds is the greatest 69 second rant show  youll ever watch. Kevin Jackal Johnston has many  viewpoints on many subjects that you will enjoy as  he is Canadas funniest fat man.  60 Minutes Pardoy by Kevin Jackal Johnston a 22 year  veteran of graphic design and marketing. Looking for  a great designer, then contact Kevin Jackal  Johnston.  60 Minutes and Andy Rooney, 69 Seconds by Kevin  Jackal Johnston http://www.testicles.ca  60 Minutes did a poor job in the interview they had  with Howard Stern, but I can forgive them for that.  Kevin Jackal Johnston owns 46 neck ties, but he is  so fat that only ONE of his suits fit right now.  Damn he has a fat ass. Testicles.ca is a &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sYK6WOBsD0eygNnxdGnsNA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 12:51:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/730421_732fc97f-ee19-4072-8691-6ea4f3dc4bf2_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/morons-pills-dont-mix-730421.html</guid></item><item><title>69 Seconds Episode 025 - Damn Pickle Jars</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/damn-pickle-jars-730411.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/damn-pickle-jars-730411.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/730411_752197a8-8717-4c0c-bc32-6284f479b412_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="69 Seconds Episode 025 - Damn Pickle Jars" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;69 seconds is a pardoy of andy rooney and 60 minutes. Kevin Jackal Johnston of Testicles.ca has many opinions on many subjects and they are all here for your enjoyment.  69 seconds with Kevin Jackal Johnston is a Parody of Andy Rooneys rants on 60 Minutes. 60 Minutes is a great show frequently watch by the Testicles.ca staff.  69 Seconds is the greatest 69 second rant show youll ever watch. Kevin Jackal Johnston has many viewpoints on many subjects that you will enjoy as he is Canadas funniest fat man.  60 Minutes Pardoy by Kevin Jackal Johnston a 22 year veteran of graphic design and marketing. Looking for a great designer, then contact Kevin Jackal Johnston.  60 Minutes and Andy Rooney, 69 Seconds by Kevin Jackal Johnston http://www.testicles.ca  60 Minutes did a poor job in the interview they had with Howard Stern, but I can forgive them for that. Kevin Jackal Johnston owns 46 neck ties, but he is so fat that only ONE of his suits fit right now.  Damn he has a fat ass. Testicles.ca is a proud Canadian C&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ngenDlnQYK%2f10b008HKJBw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 12:27:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/730411_752197a8-8717-4c0c-bc32-6284f479b412_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/damn-pickle-jars-730411.html</guid></item><item><title>69 Seconds Episode 024 - Please Dont Kill The President</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/5/1-724740.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;69 seconds is a pardoy of andy rooney and 60 minutes. Kevin Jackal Johnston of Testicles.ca has many opinions on many subjects and they are all here for your enjoyment.  69 seconds with Kevin Jackal Johnston is a Parody of Andy Rooneys rants on 60 Minutes. 60 Minutes is a great show frequently watch by the Testicles.ca staff.  69 Seconds is the greatest 69 second rant show youll ever watch. Kevin Jackal Johnston has many viewpoints on many subjects that you will enjoy as he is Canadas funniest fat man.  60 Minutes Pardoy by Kevin Jackal Johnston a 22 year veteran of graphic design and marketing. Looking for a great designer, then contact Kevin Jackal Johnston.  60 Minutes and Andy Rooney, 69 Seconds by Kevin Jackal Johnston http://www.testicles.ca  60 Minutes did a poor job in the interview they had with Howard Stern, but I can forgive them for that. Kevin Jackal Johnston owns 46 neck ties, but he is so fat that only ONE of his suits fit right now.  Damn he has a fat ass. Testicles.ca is a proud Canadian C&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;69 seconds is a pardoy of andy rooney and 60 minutes. Kevin Jackal Johnston of Testicles.ca has many opinions on many subjects and they are all here for your enjoyment.  69 seconds with Kevin Jackal Johnston is a Parody of Andy Rooneys rants on 60 Minutes. 60 Minutes is a great show frequently watch by the Testicles.ca staff.  69 Seconds is the greatest 69 second rant show youll ever watch. Kevin Jackal Johnston has many viewpoints on many subjects that you will enjoy as he is Canadas funniest fat man.  60 Minutes Pardoy by Kevin Jackal Johnston a 22 year veteran of graphic design and marketing. Looking for a great designer, then contact Kevin Jackal Johnston.  60 Minutes and Andy Rooney, 69 Seconds by Kevin Jackal Johnston http://www.testicles.ca  60 Minutes did a poor job in the interview they had with Howard Stern, but I can forgive them for that. Kevin Jackal Johnston owns 46 neck ties, but he is so fat that only ONE of his suits fit right now.  Damn he has a fat ass. Testicles.ca is a proud Canadian C&lt;/td&gt;
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