<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:08:37 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:08:37 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Rejected Reeses Commercial</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/rejected-reeses-commercial-1502547</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/rejected-reeses-commercial-1502547"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502547_cdd43433-47b1-4c59-814c-e15c16ac11b1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Rejected Reeses Commercial" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This commercial proves there IS a wrong way to eat a Reeses.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=78jOmX9%2fz8DBdk%2biuodUuw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:10:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1502547_cdd43433-47b1-4c59-814c-e15c16ac11b1_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/rejected-reeses-commercial-1502547</guid></item><item><title>Loan Modification Application Rejected?</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/loan-modification-application-rejected-1501760</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/loan-modification-application-rejected-1501760"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1501760_fd08d095-cc77-42f4-9fe1-b8a51d9c32de_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Loan Modification Application Rejected?" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Did you know that you can still get your loan modified even if you have been rejected by your bank in the past?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=3XXuZhoVuDw59z%2fo6bV7gQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:58:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1501760_fd08d095-cc77-42f4-9fe1-b8a51d9c32de_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/loan-modification-application-rejected-1501760</guid></item><item><title>Rejected Call of Duty Character</title><link>http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon/rejected-call-of-duty-character-1494050.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon/rejected-call-of-duty-character-1494050.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/906/50014906/125653_512x288_generated.jpg" alt="Rejected Call of Duty Character" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Jimmy shows footage of his Call of Duty character that ended up on the cutting room floor.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=TSUqCJC%2bowW1sCeKBlPkEg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:00:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://thumbnails.hulu.com/906/50014906/125653_512x288_generated.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/tv-shows/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon/rejected-call-of-duty-character-1494050.html</guid></item><item><title>2 Girls and a Fortune Cookie</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/2-girls-and-a-fortune-cookie-1491082</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/2-girls-and-a-fortune-cookie-1491082"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1491082_83d4bd84-ea4d-4669-acfa-c50b0a30f508_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="2 Girls and a Fortune Cookie" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Ever wanted to look into the future to see if you can get some DiGiTS? Fabrizio did, and it told him not to be greedy...  Distributed by Tubemogul.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=9YSbWlCReBdusoJ7ahoB1Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:15:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1491082_83d4bd84-ea4d-4669-acfa-c50b0a30f508_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/2-girls-and-a-fortune-cookie-1491082</guid></item><item><title>Three guys and a girl Feminism and chauvinist.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/three-guys-and-a-girl-feminism-and-chauvinist-1481931.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/three-guys-and-a-girl-feminism-and-chauvinist-1481931.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1481931_5de81066-452c-403d-923f-8cc59bc6b315_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Three guys and a girl Feminism and chauvinist." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Three guys and a girl Feminism and chauvinist.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2QRuF%2bd2QXaF53YUu6CfQA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:52:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1481931_5de81066-452c-403d-923f-8cc59bc6b315_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/three-guys-and-a-girl-feminism-and-chauvinist-1481931.html</guid></item><item><title>A Visit to a Fortune teller Madame Bijou.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/a-visit-to-a-blonde-bombshell-fortune-teller-madame-bijou-1480818.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/a-visit-to-a-blonde-bombshell-fortune-teller-madame-bijou-1480818.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1480818_f3944a5e-84bf-4a62-a6fc-275cc00d9f6a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="A Visit to a Fortune teller Madame Bijou." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A Visit to a blonde bombshell Fortune teller Madame Bijou.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=AX%2bceEm2UtAXuBP%2fF9mCdA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:24:20 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1480818_f3944a5e-84bf-4a62-a6fc-275cc00d9f6a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/a-visit-to-a-blonde-bombshell-fortune-teller-madame-bijou-1480818.html</guid></item><item><title>Get My Ex Back | Magic of Making Up</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/get-my-ex-back-magic-of-making-up-1446593.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;http://WowThisWorksGreat.com/Magic - Opening moves to get your ex girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife back.  Unique tactics and strategies that teach you how to get your ex back.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=a3K3TYveBfqM9w%2btD%2bNl4g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:12:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1446593_8dcdc7c9-917b-4ce2-b867-e548892ccde6_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/get-my-ex-back-magic-of-making-up-1446593.html</guid></item><item><title>Hot Girl REJECTIONS</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hot-girl-rejections-1403691.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hot-girl-rejections-1403691.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gxxE39dbDtY/default.jpg" alt="Hot Girl REJECTIONS" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Squal tries to get a date at the mall and fails.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pUq0yO8HtWpe8Q4nEggj%2bg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:19:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gxxE39dbDtY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hot-girl-rejections-1403691.html</guid></item><item><title>Fat Kid's Dreams get CRUSHED</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/fat-kid-s-dreams-get-crushed-1349088.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/fat-kid-s-dreams-get-crushed-1349088.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7QAk-41DoX4/default.jpg" alt="Fat Kid's Dreams get CRUSHED" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This happens too much. twitter.com/zoyaq&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8b2sUIOsifjOSXq6CUYu%2fA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7QAk-41DoX4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/fat-kid-s-dreams-get-crushed-1349088.html</guid></item><item><title>Rejected Cheerleaders</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/rejected-cheerleaders-1342097.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;haha a day with us three will make ur day. we are great friends so enjoy and have fun laughing :)&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2utuW6HdNH2kug64kEz6HQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z_aB2OVUMes/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/rejected-cheerleaders-1342097.html</guid></item><item><title>TURN TO THE CROSS !!! THE SON OF MAN MUST BE REJECTED !!! SEP 13</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/turn-to-the-cross-the-son-of-man-must-be-rejected-sep-13-1328525.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;it eats the basest things on earth. Third, it never stands still but is always running. Fourth, it rests even while walking and makes its advance in a measured way. The first animal resembles a man who is conceited about his own dignity. Because he is slow and heavy in running toward good deeds, he gets easily caught when he is not careful. The second animal that is proud of the precious gem beneath its horn symbolizes the man who is confident in and presumptuous of the precious gem of ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=d8LmtVu1pGiTiP9grUyoZw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zr51FJFc5oI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/turn-to-the-cross-the-son-of-man-must-be-rejected-sep-13-1328525.html</guid></item><item><title>Lap Rejected :: Halo 3 FAIL</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/lap-rejected-halo-3-fail-1317857.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A little luck and a plasma grenade goes a long way, and for the purple team, well, it makes them lose. The shear epicness of this clip is mindblowing lol. Player: RPAL&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2MG8hTL2V4ic%2foD%2bhQbvdQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5JrEQdBnRiY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/lap-rejected-halo-3-fail-1317857.html</guid></item><item><title>Let's Play Freddi Fish 5: Part 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/let-s-play-freddi-fish-5-part-2-1312263.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;In which i poke Gillian's enormous boobies! :D ... Let's Play Freddi Fish 5: Part Case of The Creature Coral Cove Rejected Rat Studios &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=zrnjqpHaZnk%2bGdUEfxvtwQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AHRZ5NmvCzE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/let-s-play-freddi-fish-5-part-2-1312263.html</guid></item><item><title>Sequity Guard Shoots Girl Who Rejected Him</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/sequity-guard-shoots-girl-who-rejected-him-1281011.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;It takes a certain caliber of man to handle being turned down. A .38 caliber to be specific. ... Suicide Bomber Bomb Death Cool PSP Down Grade Naruto Sasuke Bleach Amine Episode Science Math How To Windows Xp Custom Firmware Die Ass Whole BW Black Stripper Sex Big Titty's Huge White Sexy Security Guard Shoots Girl Who Rejected Him &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GTVVHh61I2GDvufbRhE68A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/09xFvFTC6No/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/sequity-guard-shoots-girl-who-rejected-him-1281011.html</guid></item><item><title>Intro:Unbridled Spirit</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/intro-unbridled-spirit-1265938.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Since theres a new album name, we updated the name and the intro..enjoy!! www.rejectedtwilight.webs.com for more info on The Haunted Fear ... xvanfleet the prank call legolink2729 rejected twilight haunted fear unbridled spirit comedy fire department 911 dumb pr &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WxikQsgyhoVAYRSI8h4Q1Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-9Du6JauBVQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/intro-unbridled-spirit-1265938.html</guid></item><item><title>Mock the Week Preview - REJECTED QUESTIONS FROM THIS YEAR'S EXA</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mock-the-week-preview-rejected-questions-from-this-year-s-exa-1267469.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mock-the-week-preview-rejected-questions-from-this-year-s-exa-1267469.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/S6jrr5Hmt2Y/default.jpg" alt="Mock the Week Preview - REJECTED QUESTIONS FROM THIS YEAR'S EXA" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;www.bbc.co.uk Series 7 Episode 9 Dara O'Briain looks back at another week's events with the help of Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Andy Parsons and guests Holly Walsh and Stewart Francis. ... bbc mock week mocktheweek 'mock the week' news comedy funny parody satire joke Dara O' Briain Frankie Boyle Hugh Dennis Russell Howard Andy Parsons scenes we'd like to see wed standup stand up 'series 7' series7 two bbctwo bbc2 Holly Walsh Stewart Francis. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=s9DEgtHT6Zd1R7sUnAJMdQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/S6jrr5Hmt2Y/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mock-the-week-preview-rejected-questions-from-this-year-s-exa-1267469.html</guid></item><item><title>The Kid that Couldn't Dance</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-kid-that-couldn-t-dance-1240997.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This was actually a project for health on self esteem.... but it turned out awesome ... crackstampthecourt cracstampthecourts crackstampthecourt's funny awesome saturday night live family guy south park stick figures on crack the animation show don hertzerfeld retard 100% my spoon is too big rejected cartoons yo dance megan fox jessica alba simpson cheese party monkey fiesta hats &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=hY6cXgYor6tn1d4fqT5TMg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zz--2HzULi4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/the-kid-that-couldn-t-dance-1240997.html</guid></item><item><title>Seth Rogen Interview On Being Rejected By Megan Fox</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/seth-rogen-interview-on-being-rejected-by-megan-fox-1243605.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/seth-rogen-interview-on-being-rejected-by-megan-fox-1243605.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6fZ9YcZEeA0/default.jpg" alt="Seth Rogen Interview On Being Rejected By Megan Fox" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Seth Rogen Interview On Being Rejected By Megan Fox. www.vincents.ws Katt Williams Dave Chapelle Chris Rock Bernie Mac Cedric the Entertainer DL Hughley Eddie Murphy Dane Cook Louis CK Richard Pryor Jerry Seinfeld Russel Peters George Carlin Chris Tucker Jamie Foxx Martin Lawrence Mike...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=gnhfhJNxM2u9rbudpg10Sg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6fZ9YcZEeA0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/seth-rogen-interview-on-being-rejected-by-megan-fox-1243605.html</guid></item><item><title>Rejected Volume One Part 4</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/rejected-volume-one-part-4-1239485.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;the final part of our first DVD. ... rejected cky stunts jackass bumfights crazy pranks &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wuB9lPdYJx5m9mSMYUOzDw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xieyCActLCk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/rejected-volume-one-part-4-1239485.html</guid></item><item><title>Rejected Volume One Part 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/rejected-volume-one-part-2-1239489.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;part 2 of our first DVD ... rejected cky bumfights jackass stunts pranks crazy &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=bgw5h9%2boFEc1%2fxQTkeTMmg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w9x3x2Wn94E/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/rejected-volume-one-part-2-1239489.html</guid></item><item><title>Seth Rogan rejected by Megan Fox - Diggnation Daily</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/seth-rogan-rejected-by-megan-fox-diggnation-daily-1221293.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/seth-rogan-rejected-by-megan-fox-diggnation-daily-1221293.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/47jRA6lip-c/default.jpg" alt="Seth Rogan rejected by Megan Fox - Diggnation Daily" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Did you see Seth Rogan's kiss get rejected by Megan Fox on national TV? Seth talks about his experience of being denied on Jimmy Kimmel's show. Poor guy. Hear Kevin and Alex talk about how to land a girl like Megan Fox!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ozZwse2WCnAzr8aDO3GL9Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/47jRA6lip-c/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/seth-rogan-rejected-by-megan-fox-diggnation-daily-1221293.html</guid></item><item><title>McCain Agrees With Sarah Palin On Death Panel Myth</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/mccain-agrees-with-sarah-palin-on-death-panel-myth-1202321.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;care for people, okay? ... john mccain this week george stephanopoulos death panel falsehood alaska governor euthanasia extraordinary lie ambiguous provision bill board effective measures congress republican democrat liberal conservative news politics sunday morning talk shows health care reform plan debate proposal president obama medical insurance public option government run socialism universal rejected scare tactics fearmongering rationing former running mate 2008 election decisions ...&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;The top 8 super bad pick up lines and how to turn them down. Vote for your favourite pick up line and we'll go into the city of Melbourne and pick up a random with the voters favourite. =) Thanks to Hannah and all songs featured in the video are not owned by us. ... caixxxtz peachmum worst bad terrible pick up lines funny random vote blink 182 tila tequila kansas chinese burn dance party help rejection rejected reject hannah melbourne fully sick starburst hormone replacement therapy ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=i1agFLqux2ltPEXRnfj72g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/59imtjaGsak/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pickup-lines-1186175.html</guid></item><item><title>Test Version 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/test-version-2-1149058.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/test-version-2-1149058.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7A21yFYfPgc/default.jpg" alt="Test Version 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;to the young, and the period of time that a mother lactates to feed her young. The process occurs in all female mammals, and in humans it is commonly referred to as breastfeeding or nursing. In most species milk comes out of the mother's nipples; however, the platypus (a non-placental mammal) releases milk through ducts in its abdomen. In only one species of mammal, the Dayak fruit bat, is milk production a normal male function. In some other mammals, the male may produce milk as the ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jhfKU0CBmIiKL3RUNmaHBQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7A21yFYfPgc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/test-version-2-1149058.html</guid></item><item><title>MAH GUN TEST</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/mah-gun-test-1144638.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;TOSTE ... TOAST RANDOM LOLOLOL LOL LOLOL WTF BOOBIE JIGGLE REJECTED PIVOT GUN GRENADE &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/kriya-power-so-blue-rejected-1122520.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YEg1QckRabA/default.jpg" alt="Kriya Power, So Blue, rejected" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;me, and you showed me around you were lifting me up, high above the ground I could not stop kissing your cheeks, and pat your shoulder on the back I was so down and out, you put me back on track Hare Krishna Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare I promise you the one, that tries to hurt you I will sing 10.000 songs, and get through to you so that he or she, will understand that they don't play games with you, or you'll make them eat sand purified ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VWnKuhJzhvLeTKrHOu4ZcQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YEg1QckRabA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/kriya-power-so-blue-rejected-1122520.html</guid></item><item><title>Seth Rogen Gets Rejected By Megan Fox</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/seth-rogen-gets-rejected-by-megan-fox-1054330.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Watch the complete show at www.theyoungturks.com.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=BCCpq2iOi999aqpJzRx3qQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XFYuE81f3jg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/seth-rogen-gets-rejected-by-megan-fox-1054330.html</guid></item><item><title>Seth Rogen - Jimmy Kimmel - Megan Fox Rejection - Seth Rogen Sa</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/seth-rogen-jimmy-kimmel-megan-fox-rejection-seth-rogen-sa-1054465.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Seth Rogen Says He Was Denied By Megan Fox Seth Rogen - Jimmy Kimmel - Megan Fox Rejection - Seth Rogen Says He Was Rejected By Megan Fox That Megan Fox Is Good Looking, But She's Kinda On The Dumb Side............&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Jimmy Kimmel Live - The first part of Jimmy's interview with Funny People actor Seth Rogen, who talks about being rejected by Megan Fox ... Jimmy Kimmel Live late night comedy talk show funny humor ABC Jackhole seth rogen people megan fox kiss make out open mouth rejected national television tv &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;tinyurl.com or click wizard2u.blogspot.com for download picture or video ... erin andrews megan fox Jimmy Kimmel Live late night comedy talk show funny humor ABC Jackhole seth rogen people kiss make out open mouth rejected national television tv &lt;/td&gt;
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