<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:42:11 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:42:11 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>PURPLE UNDERWEAR part 3 Parents</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/purple-underwear-part-3-parents-1514551</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;More adventures of Matt and Todd“SNAPPY SAYINGS: wit &amp;amp; wisdom from the worlds greatest minds” BUY ON AMAZON  http://bit.ly/A0GhD&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1EmeDzMrD4WMPySojEubDQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:26:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/1514551_396a68cf-3ec7-45d2-a03d-5daec76fbd17_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/12/purple-underwear-part-3-parents-1514551</guid></item><item><title>Pretty Girls Saying Wack Jokess</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/pretty-girls-saying-wack-jokess-1512301</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;124CrazyBitch's webcam recorded Video - November 28, 2009, 08:59 PM&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=35tjKTXX1D%2fy82MYkafigQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-jzLhzBxxNY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/pretty-girls-saying-wack-jokess-1512301</guid></item><item><title>SCENE GIRL SAYING THAT SHE LOVES YOUTUBE!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/scene-girl-saying-that-she-loves-youtube-1504957</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;yupp..i admit it.. :)&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JNzW7p6lUu1Tuwg6IFED4A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/90wHzHu2YR0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/scene-girl-saying-that-she-loves-youtube-1504957</guid></item><item><title>Halloween Horror Nights 2009- More of what Fans are Saying or Sc</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/halloween-horror-nights-2009-more-of-what-fans-are-saying-or-sc-1473843.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Halloween Horror Nights 2009- More of what Fans are Saying or ScreamingVisitors to Halloween Horror Nights 2009 make their way through the haunts and horror mazes at Universal Studios HollywoodThis year, HHN has three new mazes based on Saw, Halloween and My Bloody Valentine.Visit Halloween Horror Nights official site: http://www.halloweenhorrornights.com/hollywood/2009/index.php for more information. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=H1dVXHP6ToWIqidvcx%2bs4g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:38:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1473843_4878006f-17e7-43db-904e-69730b15ac4f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/halloween-horror-nights-2009-more-of-what-fans-are-saying-or-sc-1473843.html</guid></item><item><title>Voltron 3D - Escape from Bastille Minisode</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/voltron-the-third-dimension-minisode/voltron-3d-escape-from-bastille-minisode-1454855</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Voltron 3D: He's back, and more dimensional than before! Voltron, NOW in the THIRD dimension. The saga continues, but not how you might expect. King Zarkon is saying sorry to the Voltron force, and Prince Lotor is in serious need of a skilled dermatologist.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=6c3%2bhe%2fuHk0RS2oaTNQXcQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:00:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2418393&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/voltron-the-third-dimension-minisode/voltron-3d-escape-from-bastille-minisode-1454855</guid></item><item><title>She-Ra:  The Missing Ax</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/she-ra-minisode/she-ra-the-missing-ax-1454593</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Once again She-Ra has to rescue Bow. This time Bow gets captured by Mantenna because two rug rats lied about loosing their dad's ax, saying the Horde took it. Yeah, super technological bad guys are ALWAYS steeling medieval brush clearing devices.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZSwTsVS3HnN2AuqNDtJOlg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:21:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2360620&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/she-ra-minisode/she-ra-the-missing-ax-1454593</guid></item><item><title>Saying Goodbye to Tom Goss</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/saying-goodbye-to-tom-goss-1445876.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;www.feastoffun.com - After our fabulous trip to D.C. Tom Goss and Fausto Fern&#243;s say goodbye.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=KbYlKKp1sRyVeeiaZrvc0Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:09:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1445876_ca0c2386-f2f3-427a-83cb-62b624344711_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/saying-goodbye-to-tom-goss-1445876.html</guid></item><item><title>Halloween Horror Nights 2009- What Fans Are Saying</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/halloween-horror-nights-2009-what-fans-are-saying-1440520.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Halloween Horror Nights 2009- What Fans Are SayingVisitors to Halloween Horror Nights 2009 talk about the thrills and chills at Universal Studios HollywoodThis year, HHN has three new mazes based on Saw, Halloween and My Bloody Valentine.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DO28gSfOVhuLpJ9rBlCViw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:45:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1440520_3ac946c5-1b1e-42ff-be0b-551f71e6323b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/halloween-horror-nights-2009-what-fans-are-saying-1440520.html</guid></item><item><title>Gimme Dat Becky Foxy Brown s Alleged Sextape Leaked Short 10 Se</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gimme-dat-becky-foxy-brown-s-alleged-sextape-leaked-short-10-se-1367372.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Is this really Foxy Brown? Maino posted it on twitter saying he predicted it&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=d%2bd3ahF19yUDLKedZy7kFA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jTTrxtrKQSo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/gimme-dat-becky-foxy-brown-s-alleged-sextape-leaked-short-10-se-1367372.html</guid></item><item><title>Poker Face (Old Person Remix)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/poker-face-old-person-remix-1369103.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;LALALAAA. ... paparazzi cover old lady gaga single 2009 vma taylor swift kanye west bitch please jeffree star beauty killer lights the listening sexual cock vagina pussy naked webcam boobies michelle is not nice human in face she should die hehe skit comedy funny actually im just saying this so it will look pretty helloimtim &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2YcTbXEO236HA2v1wTtiUg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kZHLgT0rrrA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/poker-face-old-person-remix-1369103.html</guid></item><item><title>Baby Ezzy saying byeeee....oh and some hunting updates</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/baby-ezzy-saying-byeeee-oh-and-some-hunting-updates-1364136.html</link><description>
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=iy06mHT80atxmfgT0L%2bnIw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gzOsbjet5Ig/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/baby-ezzy-saying-byeeee-oh-and-some-hunting-updates-1364136.html</guid></item><item><title>3 Year Old Racist Saying Nigger!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/3-year-old-racist-saying-nigger-1344089.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I was bored... So i decided to make this random ass kid say nigger lol ... nigger racist black people nigga white sponge bob funny fat falling lol lmao rofl prank calls pranks &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2eABv4NKwLKFR3gXhgtLcw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vi3RPyZD_yo/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/3-year-old-racist-saying-nigger-1344089.html</guid></item><item><title>Mephistos Ten pin bowling results and saying thanks to my subsc</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mephistos-ten-pin-bowling-results-and-saying-thanks-to-my-subsc-1340562.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Me saying my higest score today at ten pin bowling and saying thanks to my subscribers and friends, keep up the good work.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MYbAK3LfZb2fpAyT%2fKQs4A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nX_O4pGfhVY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mephistos-ten-pin-bowling-results-and-saying-thanks-to-my-subsc-1340562.html</guid></item><item><title>I'm Not Saying Goodbye. [Chapter 31]</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-m-not-saying-goodbye-chapter-31-1333671.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;his eyes. Best sex you've ever had. And I'd bet on it. He said. He got out of the shower and I sighed. He wrapped a towel around himself and laughed. Alone - at last. *Nick's POV I was sitting in the sand, me and Kara building a sand castle. Rian and Nicole were in the water. So Jonas. Kara smiled. Yes? I asked, making the bottom of my castle perfect. Tell me about the girl. She urged. I chuckled, pushing my hair out of my face, careful not to get sand in my eyes. What is there to ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=RYwopGln6crm%2bes0SGDAkQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/g1Pw5sTEXnk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-m-not-saying-goodbye-chapter-31-1333671.html</guid></item><item><title>A Wish Pure of Heart</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/a-wish-pure-of-heart-1332467.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A friendly encounter is interrupted by a sudden lesson in morality... and magic. ... magic mailbox pure heart wishes lgtc salvia erik why are you reading these keywords its weird is all im saying &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GVj0DBvAXDLfH%2bDUY58lNA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KDGNZPx6_7E/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/a-wish-pure-of-heart-1332467.html</guid></item><item><title>President Barack Obama Calls Kanye West a JACKASS</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/president-barack-obama-calls-kanye-west-a-jackass-1328004.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The President of the United States Corporation has a few choice words for one of Hip-Hops Stars. PLEASE VISIT: For Conscious Books - astore.amazon.com For Conscious Clothing - www.cafepress.com My Blog - moorishbrooklynintelligence.blogspot.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=97XC3nyifKBTRTScdwRcxg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WmrWoCnPSoI/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/president-barack-obama-calls-kanye-west-a-jackass-1328004.html</guid></item><item><title>I am just saying</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-am-just-saying-1328233.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I am just saying ... am just saying cheerleaders &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oTH59yu2LYOITMN%2ftHvKng%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/v6lJGOqt4AA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-am-just-saying-1328233.html</guid></item><item><title>I'm Not Saying Goodbye. [Chapter 30]</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-m-not-saying-goodbye-chapter-30-1322645.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-m-not-saying-goodbye-chapter-30-1322645.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/O1paJU8BYus/default.jpg" alt="I'm Not Saying Goodbye. [Chapter 30]" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;from being so out of breath. Maybe it was because of the steam, maybe it was from holding my breath in. Maybe it was because I was hoping this was going somewhere. But for some reason, my breath was short. Nick's lips moved away from my breasts to my lips, his hands on my sides. For some reason, I kissed back. I wrapped my arms around his neck, tying my legs around his waist. He pushed me against the wall of the shower, kissing me roughly. I ran my fingers through his hair, it felt ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=yRpOkezFoV2n2jqtFFuZAA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/O1paJU8BYus/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-m-not-saying-goodbye-chapter-30-1322645.html</guid></item><item><title>McCain BOOED at town hall for saying Obama respects the Constit</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mccain-booed-at-town-hall-for-saying-obama-respects-the-constit-1310482.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;LATEST NEWS! - www.infowars.com ...................michael jackson thriller hd trailer bad cartoon simpsons family guy peter stewie funny fail blog smosh halo wow porn sex sexy tits homer simpson the hulu free movies teaser sneek peek ellen tv show failblog win lose score football nfl boobs... ... healthcare eugenics townhall protest angry shouting protesters man woman question rep obama lies joker clinton state socialism socialist liar cnn fox news report reporter alex jones ron paul ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uJY9%2fe8U3F4z8gsU4ddHJg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CgqbkpFWWb0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mccain-booed-at-town-hall-for-saying-obama-respects-the-constit-1310482.html</guid></item><item><title>Mean Alex</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mean-alex-1303007.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mean-alex-1303007.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/av_UrB0CB2A/default.jpg" alt="Mean Alex" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;... alex saying im a hippo &lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;of me, Nicole, and Rian making the stupidest faces. I took Nicole to our room, falling back onto the bed, her still on my back. She laughed and hit my chest. I got up, seeing right up her dress. Close your legs, Nicole. I laughed. She laughed as well and crossed her legs. Well, they're having sex. She laughed, hearing the headboard bang against the wall separating us. I laughed and shook my head. I wish I could bang our headboard together. I winked jokingly. She scoffed and rolled ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0VCpGaweKZ5QXMiZEUCsPw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_GIWTEPsZHs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-m-not-saying-goodbye-chapter-28-1291833.html</guid></item><item><title>I'm Not Saying Goodbye. [Chapter 27]</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-m-not-saying-goodbye-chapter-27-1293871.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;weeks, who you'd still have sex with, every night. She asked, looking over at me. She hit the nail right on the head. But I couldn't let her know that. No. I mean, I pictured i'd be here with a girl. But, you'll do. I joked. She slapped my arm, and continued looking over the beach. I love the beach. She smiled, bending down and playing with the sand. I saw a guy take the opportunity to look up her dress. I stood behind her, blocking his view. She came back up with a handful of sand. What ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=xmrURkd48yP4veBgvOGuSA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vP3eyXe4hAk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-m-not-saying-goodbye-chapter-27-1293871.html</guid></item><item><title>I'm Not Saying Goodbye. [Chapter 29]</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-m-not-saying-goodbye-chapter-29-1294255.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;leaning down and kissing me again. My hands went to her back, unhooking her back and throwing it to the side. She pressed her bare chest to mine, kissing me roughly. She pulled on my hair again, making me moan into the kiss. I pulled off her panties, throwing them in the heap that had formed. She tugged on my boxer briefs, finally getting them off. She pinned my hands again, smirking at me. This is some of the roughest sex I've ever had. I groaned, as her hand wrapped itself around my member ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=OYLuBaIvlbUfZRAedknhqw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/r_BwkEQAiA8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-m-not-saying-goodbye-chapter-29-1294255.html</guid></item><item><title>hurricane bill-   wasnt much of a hurricane they were saying it </title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hurricane-bill-wasnt-much-of-a-hurricane-they-were-saying-it-1211742.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;nice sky view with the tree grey&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=yifE62928vriPCwMde0cxA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 23:16:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xqXcFKqrBgE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hurricane-bill-wasnt-much-of-a-hurricane-they-were-saying-it-1211742.html</guid></item><item><title>I'm Not Saying Goodbye. [Chapter 25]</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-m-not-saying-goodbye-chapter-25-1275565.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;them. I slipped on socks, then searching for a shirt. What time did you go o sleep last night? She asked, making conversation. Whenever I finished masturbating. I shot her down. Me too. She said sarcastically, rolling her eyes. I slipped on a white shirt over my head and took my suit case down the stairs. I saw her struggling with hers and pulled it down. we were meeting Rian and Kara at the airport. I had coaxed Joe into driving us there. Joe honked the horn, I slipped a beanie on ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7lG2pMbw7jtCFqglmhGMkA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/emJERoA9Tjk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-m-not-saying-goodbye-chapter-25-1275565.html</guid></item><item><title>Guy Saying He Was Not Resisting Tasered By Cop At Loud Music Pa</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/guy-saying-he-was-not-resisting-tasered-by-cop-at-loud-music-pa-1266282.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;trying to arrest her, Roff said. Officer Sarah Berkey entered the apartment through a different door and arrested Tirbaso while Canfield tasered her boyfriend. McFarland is charged with unlawful noise, resisting arrest and obstructing official business. He is scheduled for pre-trial hearing in Kent Municipal Court Oct. 5. Tirbaso is charged with unlawful noise and resisting arrest. Her hearing is Oct. 8 in Kent Municipal Court. ... police taser tazer brutality shock video death violence ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Brxei%2fsBIiINotUoG9nAmw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_efSACz3uY8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/guy-saying-he-was-not-resisting-tasered-by-cop-at-loud-music-pa-1266282.html</guid></item><item><title>I Saw A Ghost!!!-Update</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-saw-a-ghost-update-1255516.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;lol i know i lied about the gohst thing dont get ur granny panties in a wawd!!! anyway subscribe if ya digg....wow that sounded...ummm... FAIL! lmao just subscribe!!! ... hi bye ghost real footage lol ahhhhh hahaha thumbnail cool awesome !!! um dumb sk8erdude38 funny so weird tags idk well IF READ THESE TAGS COMMENT SAYING CHICKEN FOR DINNER!! &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2XXtinjLfpkOJO%2fzkUjQwQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-MSBlkLsGXM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/i-saw-a-ghost-update-1255516.html</guid></item><item><title>MLB saying abt e concert @ esplanade &amp;amp; talking abt mlb 3rd albu</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/mlb-saying-abt-e-concert-esplanade-talking-abt-mlb-3rd-albu-1243151.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/mlb-saying-abt-e-concert-esplanade-talking-abt-mlb-3rd-albu-1243151.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Udn4lgro9lE/default.jpg" alt="MLB saying abt e concert @ esplanade &amp; talking abt mlb 3rd albu" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;MLB saying abt e concert @ esplanade &amp;amp; talking abt mlb 3rd album. Event: Singapore Hit Awards. Venue: IMM. Date: 29/08/09.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7aJJ7F7Va2l%2bz14tKzdm4A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Udn4lgro9lE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/mlb-saying-abt-e-concert-esplanade-talking-abt-mlb-3rd-albu-1243151.html</guid></item><item><title>Boobie saying thank you</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/boobie-saying-thank-you-1237036.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;My son daniel speaking&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mYYArruBPINmoUOCGXrJBg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3dOXZ6AF6AY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/boobie-saying-thank-you-1237036.html</guid></item><item><title>Saying goodbye to McCarthy and Croom</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/saying-goodbye-to-mccarthy-and-croom-1233284.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;They laid down their lives answering the call of duty. Western New York says goodbye to Lieutenant Charles Chip McCarthy and Firefighter Jonathan Croom. www.wivb.com ... none &lt;/td&gt;
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