<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:29:22 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:29:22 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Upstate WRX</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/upstate-wrx-1472419.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/upstate-wrx-1472419.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1472419_16994e8e-f8a3-41b1-b8b6-9d2b679fff16_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Upstate WRX" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;2002 Subaru WRX montage during Fall 2008. Screeching asshole scenes included. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ydCQwoUfTedUZ0VWbOewuA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:46:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1472419_16994e8e-f8a3-41b1-b8b6-9d2b679fff16_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/upstate-wrx-1472419.html</guid></item><item><title>Eastern Screech Owl and Curious Squirrels.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/eastern-screech-owl-and-curious-squirrels-1349892.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/eastern-screech-owl-and-curious-squirrels-1349892.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qevEZTpyxds/default.jpg" alt="Eastern Screech Owl and Curious Squirrels." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=btn8zfbdAIbQbb9tjuDjmQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qevEZTpyxds/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/eastern-screech-owl-and-curious-squirrels-1349892.html</guid></item><item><title>Mike farts at the pizza lady</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mike-farts-at-the-pizza-lady-1350944.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Mike farts at the pizza lady Don't forget to rate, comment, favorite, and subscribe! Christina Aguilera Scarlett Johansson Lindsay Lohan Hilary Duff FHM Maxim Paris Hilton(thank god) Jennifer Aniston legs cleavage WWE WWF WCW ECW TNA Stacey Keibler... ... prank pizza delivery fart band practice &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=gjrdWJwqi0gpKeGjdseu2g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CgTMelPKCCU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/mike-farts-at-the-pizza-lady-1350944.html</guid></item><item><title>screech sex tape</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/screech-sex-tape-1304484.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;screech sex tape ... screech sex tape sextape porn porno celebrity celeb celebrities kim kardashian paris hilton britney spears pamela anderson fuck fucking fucked hardcore girl naked nude exposed scandal drunk free download pussy bikini oops slip teen tit nipple dick hot pic homemade xxx paparazzi rumor playboy stolen leaked private public gossip &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7uTJ1Q3%2bRY4t1N%2f3sLmNfA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/f2ry5X0YI9Q/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/screech-sex-tape-1304484.html</guid></item><item><title>whistling firework (screecher)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/whistling-firework-screecher-1266779.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/whistling-firework-screecher-1266779.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5BBwFI-JTMQ/default.jpg" alt="whistling firework (screecher)" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;a mix of 7parts potassium perchlorate and 3 parts sodium benzoate pressed into a paper tube. whistle mix should never be rammed&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Mh8XSLbcPdFI4RyKNhBSFA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5BBwFI-JTMQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/whistling-firework-screecher-1266779.html</guid></item><item><title>Weird Holiday for 8-28-09</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/weird-holiday-for-8-28-09-1229068.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/weird-holiday-for-8-28-09-1229068.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/368IaTyZAmY/default.jpg" alt="Weird Holiday for 8-28-09" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Tell me about you crazy dreams!!! ... Weird Holidays Crazy Screech Dustin Diamond Fart Tie Mouse Pen Tablet 8-28-09 &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ll7%2bxV6%2b9DNjMn0txZML6g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/368IaTyZAmY/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/weird-holiday-for-8-28-09-1229068.html</guid></item><item><title>more blue jay screeching  76</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/more-blue-jay-screeching-76-1219205.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;more blue jay screeching 76 - Captured Live on Ustream at www.ustream.tv ... ustream Blue Jays Squirrels &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Pm3ijp%2bByGi%2fplRmROW9Hg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bUOjB-NbW6Q/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/more-blue-jay-screeching-76-1219205.html</guid></item><item><title>Jail Brake</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jail-brake-1167553.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Concept video on joining two random things. These things were car crash and freedom Before you comment, the title is a pun. (C)2009 RWBmovies ... scooter jail break brake smooshh boom screech car crash accident freedom escape &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=F%2bxvFgBAOionwB1WhV8g%2bw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/42hBou_66yU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/jail-brake-1167553.html</guid></item><item><title>joe snow boarding aka DEMON SCREECH</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/joe-snow-boarding-aka-demon-screech-1147041.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;joe bustin his ass tryin to snowboard ... demon screech &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=JSidWmnBZtAhFWVbo24Urw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/k5BQEXw36c8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/joe-snow-boarding-aka-demon-screech-1147041.html</guid></item><item><title>Lazy Cop Drives Into Running Suspect</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/lazy-cop-drives-into-running-suspect.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/lazy-cop-drives-into-running-suspect.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/lazy-cop-drives-into-running-suspect.jpg" alt="Lazy Cop Drives Into Running Suspect" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Even though he was reprimanded by a judge later, his driving skills are pretty impressive. He didn't even drop his doughnut.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=BlIRUByx2L5XTpMlEPWrxQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 00:21:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/lazy-cop-drives-into-running-suspect.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/lazy-cop-drives-into-running-suspect.html</guid></item><item><title>Cool and Super Fast Go-Kart Racing</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/cool-and-super-fast-go-kart-racing1.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/cool-and-super-fast-go-kart-racing1.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/cool-and-super-fast-go-kart-racing1.jpg" alt="Cool and Super Fast Go-Kart Racing" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;I don't know what this guy was thinking during this race. He should've thrown the red shell right away!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=vs3zr94UAmZ4ZGU%2b%2b7XlGg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:32:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/cool-and-super-fast-go-kart-racing1.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/cool-and-super-fast-go-kart-racing1.html</guid></item><item><title>Saved By The Bell Reunion Update</title><link>http://www.Break.com/jimmy-fallon/saved-by-the-bell-reunion-update.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Another cast member is in! Watch and find out who.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=s2Jr7U412mmzZfav3GIcEg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:32:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/saved-by-the-bell-reunion-update.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/jimmy-fallon/saved-by-the-bell-reunion-update.html</guid></item><item><title>Strongman Holds Back Lamborghini</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/strongman-holds-back-lamborghini.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/strongman-holds-back-lamborghini.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/strongman-holds-back-lamborghini.jpg" alt="Strongman Holds Back Lamborghini" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A Lamborghini Diablo probably can go from 0 to 60 MPH in about 3.6 seconds. This guy makes sure it doesn't move anywhere in that amount of time. Pretty amazing.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5BYEOjlwTq%2fLxGcj73abCA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:02:28 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/strongman-holds-back-lamborghini.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/strongman-holds-back-lamborghini.html</guid></item><item><title>Motorcycle Burnout Catastrophe</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/motorcycle-burnout-catastrophe.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/motorcycle-burnout-catastrophe.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/motorcycle-burnout-catastrophe.jpg" alt="Motorcycle Burnout Catastrophe" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Maybe trying to burn out so close to each other was not such a great day. Watch closely to see the guy in the back flip up in the air.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cWA3YIK3%2fC%2fJRGmOhDp%2fAA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:46:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/motorcycle-burnout-catastrophe.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/motorcycle-burnout-catastrophe.html</guid></item><item><title>Screech Bombs On Opie &amp;amp; Anthony (6/6)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/screech-bombs-on-opie-anthony-6-6-864416.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Screech whines about callers being mean to him. Jim Norton and Jim Gaffigan in studio. 102.7 WNEW NY June 2002 ... screech gaffigan norton xm sirius opie anthony 202 jim nortin cumia gregg hughes ron bennington fez whatley colin quinn patrice oneal bill burr louis ck otto george rich vos wnew new york wfny free fm satellite radio saved by the bell welcome back kotter arnold horseshack dustin diamond fox celebrity boxing ko tko ktfo fight argument bombing &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=RcjbHMTppCdsVjkI12QXrQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/screech-bombs-on-opie-anthony-6-6-864416.html</guid></item><item><title>Saved By the Bell Hawaii part 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/saved-by-the-bell-hawaii-part-2-940244.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/saved-by-the-bell-hawaii-part-2-940244.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Saved By the Bell Hawaii part 2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The guys go to Hawaii for some fun in the summer &amp;amp; are sun tanned, topless &amp;amp; muscular. The girls go for the extended Hula Dance in their grass skirts &amp;amp; bikini's. Part2 ... Zack Morris Mark Paul Gossellar Kelly Kapowski Tiffany Amber Thiessen AC Slater Mario Lopez Jessie Spano Lisa Turtle Lark Voorhies Screech Powers Dustin Diamond Hawaii Vacation Hula Dancing Tan Bikini Bathing Suit Sexy Muscle Hot Guys &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=l86o4IndbHCxNnVl98zf6w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/saved-by-the-bell-hawaii-part-2-940244.html</guid></item><item><title>Rentacop Bust</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Rentacop-Bust-667568.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Rentacop-Bust-667568.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/667568_6e8e090a-e46e-44fc-bb78-a5782627d02f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Rentacop Bust" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A short retelling of the time a rent a cop &quot;busted&quot; a friend.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=u8Gy8jhaWF0JB9xEYW6gcg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:30:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/667568_6e8e090a-e46e-44fc-bb78-a5782627d02f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Rentacop-Bust-667568.html</guid></item><item><title>Saved By The Bell Uncensored: Aids/Glee Club Part 1</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/saved-by-the-bell-uncensored-aids-glee-club-part-1-1472941.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/saved-by-the-bell-uncensored-aids-glee-club-part-1-1472941.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sSBTeljiO_s/default.jpg" alt="Saved By The Bell Uncensored: Aids/Glee Club Part 1" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The Gang goes to an orgy. Screech has the world's widest penis. ... saved by the bell uncensored bayside belding zack morris screech lisa slater kelly jessie &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pXWWmpkU%2frXlQRA0a9tIqQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sSBTeljiO_s/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/saved-by-the-bell-uncensored-aids-glee-club-part-1-1472941.html</guid></item><item><title>Rookie Cop Spikes Another Officer's Car</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/rookie-cop-spikes-another-officers-car.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/rookie-cop-spikes-another-officers-car.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/rookie-cop-spikes-another-officers-car.jpg" alt="Rookie Cop Spikes Another Officer's Car" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A young cop in New Zealand screws up badly during a pursuit of a suspect by throwing out the tire spikes too soon. He should've been in the Police Academy movies.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=l470rLabWKVPqxVB4FJvsg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:47:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/rookie-cop-spikes-another-officers-car.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/rookie-cop-spikes-another-officers-car.html</guid></item><item><title>Lost Tapes:  Screech</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lost-tapes-screech-1117595.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lost-tapes-screech-1117595.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QLxhVKpGt1Q/default.jpg" alt="Lost Tapes:  Screech" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;www.animalplanet.com Paranormal researchers investigating demonic activity in a rural village find instead an unexplained phenomenon of an entirely different sort -- evidence of a previously undocumented owl-like creature that emerges from the trees, terrifying all who witness it. ... animal planet tv entertainment paranormal strange lost tapes creatures demons monsters &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rm4yZFQCh3BTkXdlanWlSA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QLxhVKpGt1Q/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/lost-tapes-screech-1117595.html</guid></item><item><title>Troy's Leadership Team Video</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/troy-s-leadership-team-video-1442358.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/troy-s-leadership-team-video-1442358.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/frfIQcTRG44/default.jpg" alt="Troy's Leadership Team Video" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;brazilian jiu jitsu jiu-jitsu kick boxing punch thai mixed martial arts MMA UFC ultimate fighting championship pride IFL ultimate fighter kurt schulenburg carolyn schulenburg joe brignoli joey joseph jerry jones john graden david bybee frank shamrock chuck norris liddell bas rutten gracie mata teachers association kids taekwondo tkd drills woodstock illinois chicago kids jab cross overhand right hook to body uppercut upper cut focus pads mitts sparring games left hook thai kick straight ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rfvdjNJN%2f9mHjyEBJTG6lA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/frfIQcTRG44/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/troy-s-leadership-team-video-1442358.html</guid></item><item><title>SARAH PALIN DEBATES BLOG MONKEY! WINK!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/sarah-palin-debates-blog-monkey-wink-919114.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/sarah-palin-debates-blog-monkey-wink-919114.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="SARAH PALIN DEBATES BLOG MONKEY! WINK!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;... barack obama joe biden governor alaska BLOG MONKEY moose hunter bristol trig track levi johnston lipstick pit bull pig republicans democrats liberal conservative wasilla polar bears flag hockey mom snow mike wooten state trooper patriot CNN Iraq stand-up spoof sketch short film series ABC Charlie Gibson Sarah debate palin guns NRA teen pregnancy John Edwards vice president glasses McCain earmarks bridge to nowhere screechy voice church religion speech eyes smile teeth breasts cleavage ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sh1bQ%2fI9AuPJ64TMOI80Og%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/sarah-palin-debates-blog-monkey-wink-919114.html</guid></item><item><title>Karl and Jimmy - Grappling Practice</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/karl-and-jimmy-grappling-practice-1442356.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/karl-and-jimmy-grappling-practice-1442356.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/osH_qhPzRMc/default.jpg" alt="Karl and Jimmy - Grappling Practice" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;brazilian jiu jitsu jiu-jitsu kick boxing punch thai mixed martial arts MMA UFC ultimate fighting championship pride IFL ultimate fighter kurt schulenburg carolyn schulenburg joe brignoli joey joseph jerry jones john graden david bybee frank shamrock chuck norris liddell bas rutten gracie mata teachers association kids taekwondo tkd drills woodstock illinois chicago kids jab cross overhand right hook to body uppercut upper cut focus pads mitts sparring games left hook thai kick straight ...&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=0%2fasrjjdOaqNOC9mM40Enw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/osH_qhPzRMc/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/karl-and-jimmy-grappling-practice-1442356.html</guid></item><item><title>callie standing in crib3</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/callie-standing-in-crib3-514470.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/callie-standing-in-crib3-514470.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/514470_0120570c-49bf-4086-81a6-dbae364196c7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="callie standing in crib3" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;she's still a little loud&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=am9nd5VBIutAzumiGzx%2fzw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:57:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/514470_0120570c-49bf-4086-81a6-dbae364196c7_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/callie-standing-in-crib3-514470.html</guid></item><item><title>callie standing in crib2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/callie-standing-in-crib2-514469.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/callie-standing-in-crib2-514469.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/514469_4b34e0d2-9f25-4d96-bbe9-ac1fc24153cd_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="callie standing in crib2" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;careful she's loud!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=D7nxRyJ2mKAH7qFOuAnGhg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:56:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/514469_4b34e0d2-9f25-4d96-bbe9-ac1fc24153cd_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/callie-standing-in-crib2-514469.html</guid></item><item><title>callie waving</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/callie-waving-514463.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/callie-waving-514463.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/514463_b4997f18-6a3d-4bdc-a749-348dd4f5b0cb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="callie waving" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;callie playing in her crib&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GEFx374KFIBpGqfWN%2bnwhQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:50:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/514463_b4997f18-6a3d-4bdc-a749-348dd4f5b0cb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/callie-waving-514463.html</guid></item><item><title>Frog with a Death Screech</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Frog-with-a-Death-Screech-497915.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Frog-with-a-Death-Screech-497915.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/497915_554e4522-3048-4d8c-9890-5227391cb58e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Frog with a Death Screech" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;it's the last thing you'll ever hear!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=y680UnQZPwmhRR0wnH%2fDoA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 02:47:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/497915_554e4522-3048-4d8c-9890-5227391cb58e_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Frog-with-a-Death-Screech-497915.html</guid></item><item><title>No time out Bell can Save Screech this time</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/No-time-out-Bell-can-Save-Screech-this-time-477564.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/No-time-out-Bell-can-Save-Screech-this-time-477564.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/477564_0cb53e14-c906-4aa5-a56c-c6839d3912d3_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="No time out Bell can Save Screech this time" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Dustin Diamond (aka Screech) blows his lid against his costars on Celebrity Fit Club. Someone really needs to tattoo a big giant &quot;L&quot; on this guy's forehead.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2V%2b1HU6vn1SRgCjGTyaF1w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:41:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/477564_0cb53e14-c906-4aa5-a56c-c6839d3912d3_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/No-time-out-Bell-can-Save-Screech-this-time-477564.html</guid></item><item><title>Hidden Camera Sex Tape Spoof</title><link>http://www.Break.com/index/hidden-camera-sex-tape-spoof.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.Break.com/index/hidden-camera-sex-tape-spoof.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/hidden-camera-sex-tape-spoof.jpg" alt="Hidden Camera Sex Tape Spoof" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Liv decided that since Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and even Screech have had their careers catapulted from sex tapes (ok maybe not Screech) she would  make her own tape.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=w3iH8659Lqt%2fusqPX1NiXw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:29:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/3/hidden-camera-sex-tape-spoof.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/index/hidden-camera-sex-tape-spoof.html</guid></item><item><title>Dog Sounds Like A Whiny Cat</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/12/Dog-Sounds-Like-A-Whiny-Cat-420505.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/12/Dog-Sounds-Like-A-Whiny-Cat-420505.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/12/420505_90e9093a-8e1a-40cb-b896-4b50cc0a4dbb_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Dog Sounds Like A Whiny Cat" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;That thing would make a great fire alarm.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=O1Nrcs%2bSJRfsB4RO%2fpyYUg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:02:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2007/12/420505_90e9093a-8e1a-40cb-b896-4b50cc0a4dbb_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/12/Dog-Sounds-Like-A-Whiny-Cat-420505.html</guid></item></channel></rss>