<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:19:15 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:19:15 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Weird Situation</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/weird-situation-1509674</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;I was going to go film something, and then something happened to my roommate and I filmed his situation instead.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LE%2fkC7zYklVJWjt9zHS8gA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:49:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1509674_5349a8a1-55ef-4358-ac38-5465f8446f1f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/weird-situation-1509674</guid></item><item><title>Big problem ordering Burger King drive through</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/big-problem-ordering-food-burger-king-drive-through-and-you-wond-1481792.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;We are in a funny situation!!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=utGHtL1d0RqGBIhHQLqe3Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:27:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/11/1481792_e322d6f9-bf42-4c21-b889-66e5b7bded2b_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/11/big-problem-ordering-food-burger-king-drive-through-and-you-wond-1481792.html</guid></item><item><title>Unfair Situation</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/unfair-situation-1478044.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;By: Johnny Chronic - the greatest lover of all time...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=gsFU6I5IVebrE6v%2fR1MtAQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:55:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/1478044_7f5e801c-d02b-4402-b391-37fdb4aed94c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/unfair-situation-1478044.html</guid></item><item><title>UDEP Party Preview</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/udep-party-preview-1467462.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;OK. this is for our Halloween party 2009. Yes we need to clean a little, don't say anything about it. ... UDEP JAHS Boikenloiken Hostage Situation Maced Deer Hunting Strobe Party Red Lights &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nnWqx729WVXuJUhuCS%2fOnw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GoKo48OEj60/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/udep-party-preview-1467462.html</guid></item><item><title>Diff'rent Strokes: Teacher's Pet</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/diffrent-strokes-minisode/diffrent-strokes-teachers-pet-1454147</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Parent teacher night has a new meaning for Mr. D. He struck up a romance with Arnold's teacher, creating an awkward situation on the playground for his kid. Arnold must now resort to bad behavior in order to lessen his reputation as the teacher's pet. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Kz27YTSZhtYCum8gb7iJCA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:56:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2106448&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-minisodes/diffrent-strokes-minisode/diffrent-strokes-teachers-pet-1454147</guid></item><item><title>Bragger</title><link>http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/bragger-1453000</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Do you have a friend who is constantly bragging? Give your friend a lesson in modesty with this video card from Owen Benjamin.  Owen Benjamin offers his expertise in dealing with uncomfortable situations. &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=1p8%2fLNNA5V4X8qSrSBJ8DA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:24:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media//http://crackle.com/video/Redirect.ashx?id=2418476&amp;p=tnb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/crackle-originals/owen-benjamin-presents/bragger-1453000</guid></item><item><title>Situation: Grimm</title><link>http://www.Break.com/music/mista-grimm-videos/situation-grimm</link><description>
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=IKapSJtsKNGJdT4CKWomwQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:36:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://myplay.com/files/video_stills/mistagrimm_situation480.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/music/mista-grimm-videos/situation-grimm</guid></item><item><title>Rémy et Julien improvisent une situation en cours d'ESC</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/rémy-et-julien-improvisent-une-situation-en-cours-d-esc-1436972.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;R&#233;my &#224; gauche joue le r&#244;le de Gontran et Julien, &#224; droite est Bryan. Tout deux ne se conna&#238;ssent pas, ils partent en voyage organis&#233; en bus pour un s&#233;jour au ski. ... Jonzac lpa renaudin bac pro VV viti-oeno &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jFB1HIpAIU9%2baTGVCA5tCQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/10/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-cprYtAgYLk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/10/rémy-et-julien-improvisent-une-situation-en-cours-d-esc-1436972.html</guid></item><item><title>Man In The Box - The Clown Situation</title><link>http://www.Break.com/break-originals/man-in-the-box/man-in-the-box---the-clown-situation.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Bill tries to cheer up Greg the only way he knows how.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;Bill tries to cheer up Greg the only way he knows how.&lt;/td&gt;
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			&lt;td&gt;asian hentai adult dating naked sexy hot boobs fetish petite kissing lesbian babe girl cute xxx stripping strips milf tease web cam show funny sexy women girl hottie naughty boobs thong nude babe lady swimwear breasts pussy anal panties oral xxx naked tongue ass boob nipples babes Japanese&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dVncd8tX4K7QDabhhpksqw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vI-Yh_NWq2w/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/sexy-cute-japanese-girl-in-strange-situationasian-cosplay-1370760.html</guid></item><item><title>Pigeon Crew Situations - Robbing Shop (RODRIGUESLIMITED PRODUCT</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/pigeon-crew-situations-robbing-shop-rodrigueslimited-product-1360165.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Pigeon Crew members showing everyday live situations.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=DiQaAoYTgjMJbBEtAluR9Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n_7JiHF1XO0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/pigeon-crew-situations-robbing-shop-rodrigueslimited-product-1360165.html</guid></item><item><title>The Situation Room 9 21 09 2</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-situation-room-9-21-09-2-1363665.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;These are freestyle songs by Paul Beckman (Palu Rainbow Song) about the news, talk shows, comedy talk shows, entertainment shows, health, sex, interviews and people in the spotlight on TV. ... Oprah Tyra Banks Ellen Degeneris Wendy Williams The View International News List News AC-360 Larry King Live Jay Leno ET USA ET Canada Obama TMZ BBC World News Sex Beatles Dr. Oz Dr. Phil The Doctors Palu Rainbow Song Paul Beckman Palu SSI &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=VucJ2hV%2b1xfqtrUkwywv3g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4Z67AJviVHg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/the-situation-room-9-21-09-2-1363665.html</guid></item><item><title>Hamann Ferrari California, Audis Diesel Situation, Baby ...</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hamann-ferrari-california-audis-diesel-situation-baby-1336451.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Hamann begins upgrading the Ferrari California and it has even MORE power, Audi says more diesel-powered variants are on the way -- with a catch, the internet rumor mill is saying there may be a 3-series competing Jaguar coupe, and Derek handles the commenter of the week.&#160;Hosted by Derek DeAngelis.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=18MVCPP3wm4Kb33S7N76nQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:02:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1336451_1117d8e4-5f7a-45b7-a009-9f068115754f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/hamann-ferrari-california-audis-diesel-situation-baby-1336451.html</guid></item><item><title>CNN's Wolf Blitzer Jeopardy Fail -$4600</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cnn-s-wolf-blitzer-jeopardy-fail-4600-1356180.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Wolf Blitzer of CNN's Situation Room chokes on Celebrity Jeopardy finishing with negative $4600. Andy Ritcher, Conan's sidekick, finished with $68000.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ggn2%2bo5XCufN%2fO%2fiVwA2OA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DVC28oemocA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cnn-s-wolf-blitzer-jeopardy-fail-4600-1356180.html</guid></item><item><title>Shawne Merriman/Tila 3 Tequila Situation</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/shawne-merriman-tila-3-tequila-situation-1331586.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;&amp;amp;ampentry_id=47015 - ESPN rports tht San Diego Chargers Linebacker Shawne Merrimn was accuse...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=A1F92Ee4hWIBr73C2mT6Xg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bgKYHmVAJpw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/shawne-merriman-tila-3-tequila-situation-1331586.html</guid></item><item><title>My Situation SC rap</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/my-situation-sc-rap-1332314.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;go because of my reasons Gotta do some homework and pay for my treason [chorus] Im talking shit today like I forgot to flush X17 talk making more sense than bush Noobs start to rage and start being pussy Thats why I consider myself an internet bully Everytime I laugh I have to make it quiet My parents downstairs staring at something white White stains that makes the world go blind Like when hotgirl walks in every guy dies -inside Whose that lady? They ask of me I say its my science teacher, ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=x1Cj3MvyUsnsUodOQKqE9w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pX7R3q_NRAM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/my-situation-sc-rap-1332314.html</guid></item><item><title>Beyonce's Personal Response to 2009 VMAs- Kanye &amp;amp; Taylor</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/beyonce-s-personal-response-to-2009-vmas-kanye-taylor-1367125.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/beyonce-s-personal-response-to-2009-vmas-kanye-taylor-1367125.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oHK08dTlxNw/default.jpg" alt="Beyonce's Personal Response to 2009 VMAs- Kanye &amp; Taylor" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;WOW KANYE all in good fun! im a huge beyonce fan! watch laugh &amp;amp;&amp;amp; comment!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nQcr7Ec6m0mVObGpl3MTRg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oHK08dTlxNw/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/beyonce-s-personal-response-to-2009-vmas-kanye-taylor-1367125.html</guid></item><item><title>Sexy Beasts</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/sexy-beasts-1307109.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Be jealous of our sexy beastneess (: ... SexiiKidd1 Scene kids How to be scene des and nate fred bless the fall escape the fate boys like girls situations haha love drunk me singing higinia sexy &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=tMnc53INDZlUWFBGKkbw9Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zMWNTAUl7Vs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/sexy-beasts-1307109.html</guid></item><item><title>Is being robbed an Afrodisiac?</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/is-being-robbed-an-afrodisiac-1310295.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Probably not.... Angry German Kid: www.youtube.com Facebook: www.facebook.com Blogtv: www.blogtv.com/people/00-Neal Twitter: www.twitter.com/iopunderstealth ... iopunderstealth 00-Neal angry german kid translated correctly right properly fox lol stupid people awkward situations vlog comedic tip of the day jail break disney land childhood issues american army doctor seuss robbery dating afrodisiac friend douche dial up carrier pigeons fiber optics world cup Africa ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jArbc0llMJGAfylXnzVkrg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YLcEXaIKKBU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/is-being-robbed-an-afrodisiac-1310295.html</guid></item><item><title>Countdown w/Keith Olbermann - Jeff Hardy: Worst Person In The W</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/countdown-w-keith-olbermann-jeff-hardy-worst-person-in-the-w-1312992.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/countdown-w-keith-olbermann-jeff-hardy-worst-person-in-the-w-1312992.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_chDxifjmKA/default.jpg" alt="Countdown w/Keith Olbermann - Jeff Hardy: Worst Person In The W" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;news story involving people saying or doing something that Olbermann finds objectionable. Hardy's mug shot was used for his Worst Person In The World graphic. ... countdown with keith olbermann fuck jeff hardy named worst person in the world sucks 9/11/09 2009 WWE NBC MSNBC TMZ JBL Fox News mugshot mug shot under arrest arrested breaking news point footage rant Jim Ross issues comment on situation Twitter statement is innocent pleads guilty trial case Matt CM Punk epic fail drug trafficking ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7Gn6K%2f%2bGBgvpt8pn8kd03Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_chDxifjmKA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/countdown-w-keith-olbermann-jeff-hardy-worst-person-in-the-w-1312992.html</guid></item><item><title>Space-Time Situation Tracker</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/space-time-situation-tracker-1292883.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/space-time-situation-tracker-1292883.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/I0q1adhc2Gs/default.jpg" alt="Space-Time Situation Tracker" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;and earthquake fracture zones in the continental United States using satellite images, and includes the proximity to schools, hospitals, airports, bus and train stations, highways, and other critical infrastructure that can be impacted by wildfires and earthquakes. Space-Time Situation Tracker is provided by Space-Time Insight, Inc., as a free public service for firefighters, police, emergency services, first responders and anyone else interested in tracking this information. ... Situation ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=BJ7g8LCYWlAgbb5ZoQajWQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/I0q1adhc2Gs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/space-time-situation-tracker-1292883.html</guid></item><item><title>Difficult Situations [Chapter 38]</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/difficult-situations-chapter-38-1281987.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/difficult-situations-chapter-38-1281987.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FONd8IHj4pQ/default.jpg" alt="Difficult Situations [Chapter 38]" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;He was holding a box. I knew what was in the box. It was the few memories I could take with me of my past life. Woulda been bad if we forgot this. I said to him. What was in the box? My deer gun: a Remington Model 7400. Its an autoloader. Which is awesome. Also in the box was a few hunting memories of mine. Good grief Cassidy, could you get a little brighter? I looked up to see Jennifer talking about my appearance. I was wearing my torn up, boot cut, blue jeans; a camo t- shirt on; a ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=EAHRDHtYGMPOpA9q7ItoWQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FONd8IHj4pQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/difficult-situations-chapter-38-1281987.html</guid></item><item><title>Shawne Merriman/Tila Tequila Situation</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/shawne-merriman-tila-tequila-situation-1283973.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;www.youtube.com www.youtube.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=B%2fXKlIkA0g9Nadv6lno4Sg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YRID1HgEb9s/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/shawne-merriman-tila-tequila-situation-1283973.html</guid></item><item><title>ReyKo - Ace and defuse</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/reyko-ace-and-defuse-1264193.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;ReyKo ace on de_nuke with defuse ... de_nuke counter strike 1.6 pwnage wtf 1v5 situation cpl 2006 2005 WCG PGL ESL ACL gameszone laleagane fete frumoase pe hi5 &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=YRgFf%2bXDv0Jq8ieN71WCZg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_dIG4S2ZGcs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/reyko-ace-and-defuse-1264193.html</guid></item><item><title>Friends Tv Series Situation Comedy - Sesion 1 - Video 5/2 - www</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/friends-tv-series-situation-comedy-sesion-1-video-5-2-www-1246796.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/friends-tv-series-situation-comedy-sesion-1-video-5-2-www-1246796.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tp3pedoKEg0/default.jpg" alt="Friends Tv Series Situation Comedy - Sesion 1 - Video 5/2 - www" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;in the area of Manhattan, New York City, who occasionally live together and share living expenses. The series was produced by Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions, in association with Warner Bros. Television. The original executive producers were Crane, Kauffman and Kevin Bright, with numerous others being promoted in later seasons. ... friends comedy tv series Angelica Maria Maya Angelou Jennifer Aniston Christina Applegate Anne Archer Beverly Jillian Armenante Bess Armstrong Bea Arthur ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XJRSxqinxyx%2fnXtH8frEFA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tp3pedoKEg0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/friends-tv-series-situation-comedy-sesion-1-video-5-2-www-1246796.html</guid></item><item><title>Friends Tv Series Situation Comedy - Sesion 1 - Video 5/3 - www</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/friends-tv-series-situation-comedy-sesion-1-video-5-3-www-1248474.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/friends-tv-series-situation-comedy-sesion-1-video-5-3-www-1248474.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hjpgwZraGQg/default.jpg" alt="Friends Tv Series Situation Comedy - Sesion 1 - Video 5/3 - www" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;around a group of friends in the area of Manhattan, New York City, who occasionally live together and share living expenses. The series was produced by Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions, in association with Warner Bros. Television. The original executive producers were Crane, Kauffman and Kevin Bright, with numerous others being promoted in later seasons. ... friends comedy tv series Lauren Bacall Katherine Baker Lucille Ball Anne Bancroft Elizabeth Banks Tyra Christine Baranski Ellen Barkin ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=NmMlHpv9LBg11iiRanMXEQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hjpgwZraGQg/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/friends-tv-series-situation-comedy-sesion-1-video-5-3-www-1248474.html</guid></item><item><title>Friends Tv Series Situation Comedy - Sesion 1 - Video 5/4 - www</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/friends-tv-series-situation-comedy-sesion-1-video-5-4-www-1246304.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/friends-tv-series-situation-comedy-sesion-1-video-5-4-www-1246304.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/B-BLPhY_gU4/default.jpg" alt="Friends Tv Series Situation Comedy - Sesion 1 - Video 5/4 - www" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;area of Manhattan, New York City, who occasionally live together and share living expenses. The series was produced by Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions, in association with Warner Bros. Television. The original executive producers were Crane, Kauffman and Kevin Bright, with numerous others being promoted in later seasons. ... friends comedy tv series Drew Barrymore Kim Basinger Jennifer Beals Kathy Bates Amanda Bearse Catherine Bell Kristen Camilla Belle Maria Bello Annette Bening Elizabeth ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=04wrXfuS28DerHeGsD2PiA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/B-BLPhY_gU4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/friends-tv-series-situation-comedy-sesion-1-video-5-4-www-1246304.html</guid></item><item><title>Slideshow of Me Paintballin in November 08(14 yrs old)</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/slideshow-of-me-paintballin-in-november-08-14-yrs-old-1244655.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;i am now 15 almost 16 in 3 months i have new gear its just i was really bored and this was the first slideshow i made dont flame Chance comments are appreciated ... paintball ollie lang video defer pay option business situation &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=irSBNIb6dyfUYku%2fLSdS5A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1mxfeXJ_LoQ/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/slideshow-of-me-paintballin-in-november-08-14-yrs-old-1244655.html</guid></item><item><title>Golden Sun Ep.6-The Classic Screw-over Hostage Situation...</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/golden-sun-ep-6-the-classic-screw-over-hostage-situation-1246675.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;We're a few steps away from ultimate power, and your potential girlfriend and elder get kidnapped kinda. oh yeah, and that kid who drowned? Yeah he's alive. Yeah I know....not much to say about this part. Dierrea Fuck Farts. ... Golden Sun Amani Issac Garet Jenna Kraden Santrous Menardi Alex Felix Elemental Stars Venus Mars Mercury Jupiter Goddanm it no ultimate power fine Imma just drink my beer hate you &lt;/td&gt;
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