<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:00:35 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:00:35 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>50 cent has a message for you</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/50-cent-has-a-message-for-you-1363856.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Sorry I'm chroma key obsessed right now! :) 50 cent is a jackass! ... 50 cent sucks rap hip hop chroma key obsession sony vegas pro &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7a4PtshaIg60nel9rVQKig%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zPw1YB6wRww/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/50-cent-has-a-message-for-you-1363856.html</guid></item><item><title>She Gets Revenge-Theresa kills the killers</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/she-gets-revenge-theresa-kills-the-killers-1325937.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;this is a tale of revenge and murder. theresa kills the lesbians that destroyed her life. jj masty and drew peters as lesbians drew as theresa songs all 101 string orchestra&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ae9FyjXmggUuBrk6EILKLw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DnbGERdyjs0/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/she-gets-revenge-theresa-kills-the-killers-1325937.html</guid></item><item><title>Wooldoor's World 6: Makemebad35 Part 3</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/wooldoor-s-world-6-makemebad35-part-3-1313413.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The ending of the Makemebad35 Trilogies! Its the end of the line, Wooldoor and stickguy come face to face! watch this epic moment ... wooldoors world episode maakemebad35 part magical giraffe 9/11 empire state building drop blood stabbed in head mr wooden alligator damian &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LSRob05mAR7F%2bkX2rO28CA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jpWWT7YBBvA/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/wooldoor-s-world-6-makemebad35-part-3-1313413.html</guid></item><item><title>Most Daring - Painful Sleight of Hand</title><link>http://www.Break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/most-daring---painful-sleight-of-hand.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;From truTVs Most Daring And for his next trick, this magician will accidentally stab himself. truTV.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=L0s%2fErBwnabusqB6%2b291wA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:59:04 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/Most-Daring-Painful-Sleight-of-Hand1.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.Break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/most-daring---painful-sleight-of-hand.html</guid></item><item><title>Most Daring - Painful Sleight of Hand</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/most-daring-painful-sleight-of-hand-1233613.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;From truTVs Most Daring And for his next trick, this magician will accidentally stab himself.truTV.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=4YdRaVLYCKPtlZoUr4Zdyw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:33:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/1233613_68c1a960-9402-43ec-9b0a-bd845e2e26c8_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/most-daring-painful-sleight-of-hand-1233613.html</guid></item><item><title>Cat Survives Stabbing</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cat-survives-stabbing-1284382.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Robbers ransacked a Va. family home and stabbed the family cat three times. Miraculously, the cat survived the attack and is fully recovered. The family spoke with Harry Smith. ... cbsepisode cat stabbed stabbing survives family &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=rF%2b06DCzKFgrB3bO1YA1pQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ny9L3-ty_6E/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cat-survives-stabbing-1284382.html</guid></item><item><title>Cat Survives Stabbing</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cat-survives-stabbing-1284384.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Robbers ransacked a Va. family home and stabbed the family cat three times. Miraculously, the cat survived the attack and is fully recovered. The family spoke with Harry Smith. ... cbsepisode cat stabbed stabbing survives family &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=TztKR9HyEwdWDRKe4wEOGg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hoWFc8F3BHs/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/cat-survives-stabbing-1284384.html</guid></item><item><title>Død snø (Dead Snow) - Allstar throw</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/død-snø-dead-snow-allstar-throw-1287116.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Throwing a molotov to kill the zombies. This guy should be an allstar pitcher. ... dod sno doed snoe deadd snooww snoo sneo zombies nazi ghosts german mutilation head ripped brains gore all four limbs off stabbed five times at once by zambies freakin' epic molovot cocktail into the wall of cabin fail burned down &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=INM3%2ff4LUNEarfdUF4Kffw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jQQuL8fCZ-4/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/død-snø-dead-snow-allstar-throw-1287116.html</guid></item><item><title>ariel gets stabbed by alexs</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/ariel-gets-stabbed-by-alexs-1271555.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;after getting picked on. alexs had enough and had to switch some stuff around. ... ariel gets stabbed by alexs fight the gang master blood crips fighting party best of war &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=5Eod6s5ScyhD3ZA144Tl5w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/K67gU1o35e8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/9/ariel-gets-stabbed-by-alexs-1271555.html</guid></item><item><title>Fat Gay Kid Getting Stabbed Down!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fat-gay-kid-getting-stabbed-down-1237540.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Some fat gay kid gets stabbed and beaten down! This could leave a bruise.Or a death. Who knows?&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ciI07WdEinXpSgTE4YZYpg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2v3JP-rtfMU/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/fat-gay-kid-getting-stabbed-down-1237540.html</guid></item><item><title>Smoking Kills- Have a cigarette? GET STABBED!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/smoking-kills-have-a-cigarette-get-stabbed-1020487.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Puppet show. Music by Dethklok.  Smoking kills. But not how you think. Blow smoke in the wrong persons face and you will DIE.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=sliAUC7v2Y9iZ3Zl86xlOg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:59:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/beBVMxZ17GM/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/smoking-kills-have-a-cigarette-get-stabbed-1020487.html</guid></item><item><title>I Stabbed A Mean Kid!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/i-stabbed-a-mean-kid-1008259.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Hey guys, so here's a video I did on bullies. I hadn't done a rant in a while, so I figured it was time to go back to what I was good at. Masturbating. I mean.. ranting. If you wanted to know about why the ending was actually.. thoughtful, well it's because I've been getting a lot of messages and replies on twitter telling me that I seem like a really smart person, and people want to see more of that in my videos as well. Of course, I incorporated that into the end so that the people who ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ssy5bUgr0jc2ZmEevPrlKQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4VCHRiF-29I/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/i-stabbed-a-mean-kid-1008259.html</guid></item><item><title>BACKSTABBERZ: THE MOVIE! back stabbing fun</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/backstabberz-the-movie-back-stabbing-fun-994785.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A FAIL WHALE PRODUCTION it's the epic movie of deciet, horror, action, romance, puppets, comedy, and...CHUCKY!!! ... backstabberz backstabbers the movie back stabbing stab stabbed fun fail whale productions &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=GVYCPC5ofAwAniEZT3Y3Iw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5Xl8VZbaIK8/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/backstabberz-the-movie-back-stabbing-fun-994785.html</guid></item><item><title>Re: 15 Year Old Girl stabs man 50 times News Wrap 08</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/re-15-year-old-girl-stabs-man-50-times-news-wrap-08-993457.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Video Cam Direct Upload ... obama 15 year old girl knife murder murderer killer homicide stab stabbed in neck and head dead body dumped alley home invasion robbery shoot shot shooting kill &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=2HEjeOcfN7VdziMAj0%2fMog%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-F24YCuu444/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/re-15-year-old-girl-stabs-man-50-times-news-wrap-08-993457.html</guid></item><item><title>Gino's Employee Stabbed</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/gino-s-employee-stabbed-975528.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;in apparent robbery ... none &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WomjcWM1FDqQdDrG7JVdaQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GJkuUMCEmCE/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/gino-s-employee-stabbed-975528.html</guid></item><item><title>EPIC Rabbit fail!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/epic-rabbit-fail-886361.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Sad rabbit fail! fail blog omg! did it die? failblog.org animals raw take that williams dog cat bear youtube plane crash slime wallet omh wtf lol lolz rofl lmao lmto lmbo haha hehe qwertyuiopasdfghjklzx cvbnm search passowrds hack digital 1 2 3 4 5 6...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ZbhjI7e3suKMyzNoGpTKgw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/epic-rabbit-fail-886361.html</guid></item><item><title>Drunk Fights Bouncer</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/drunk-fights-bouncer-869591.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Drunk gets thrown outta and picks a fight with bar secruity..........hosted at www.nothingtoxic.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oVPq4CJaIMSnfqqG7fGDeQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/drunk-fights-bouncer-869591.html</guid></item><item><title>DJ stabbed by stripper at Springfield club</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dj-stabbed-by-stripper-at-springfield-club-929756.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;The female suspect is only ID'ed as a 22 year old female from Holyoke. Police are in the process of obtaining a warrant for her arrest.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=fMss%2f5aE9r8YKNWUwSGP3A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dj-stabbed-by-stripper-at-springfield-club-929756.html</guid></item><item><title>Strip Club DJ Stabbed</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/strip-club-dj-stabbed-928168.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;(WWLP) - A woman reportedly stabbed a DJ at the 5th Alarm Strip Club in Springfield. www.wwlp.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=91sOq%2bpQ2vri4kHQgKmwLw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/strip-club-dj-stabbed-928168.html</guid></item><item><title>Knife Through Dollar Bill Magic Trick</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/knife-through-dollar-bill-magic-trick-838420.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;A knife is stabbed through a dollar bill, but still remains in perfect condition.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=MtGMl4tFKVoYVyFYb4k%2b8Q%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/knife-through-dollar-bill-magic-trick-838420.html</guid></item><item><title>Odd News - myinboxnews.com</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/odd-news-myinboxnews-com-785680.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/odd-news-myinboxnews-com-785680.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/785680_b85afebd-f229-4d44-a3dc-3b749aa47eb0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Odd News - myinboxnews.com" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;odd news in hawaii firefighters left something on the stove while they went to put out a fire and burned down their own fire station, sleepwalker falls victim to his girlfriend and gets stabbed twice, odd news, - www.myinboxnews.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ynS2xxcYBAs82M9bGvJ6Kg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 06:20:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/785680_b85afebd-f229-4d44-a3dc-3b749aa47eb0_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/odd-news-myinboxnews-com-785680.html</guid></item><item><title>Bull fight ends with a bull stabbed in the belly</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/bull-fight-ends-with-a-bull-stabbed-in-the-belly-771613.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;Bull got stabbed in the belly, and then he runs into crowd. This bull fight is usual in Croatian villages, but it doesnt end like this very often, usually defeated bull just runs away.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=t7i3C11i4TrWtiZI2eFyNg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:52:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/771613_3050e586-549c-43e0-aa99-d85c4e192535_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/6/bull-fight-ends-with-a-bull-stabbed-in-the-belly-771613.html</guid></item><item><title>dude stabs himself in the eye with a fork</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dude-stabs-himself-in-the-eye-with-a-fork-866039.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;people are learning how to make film, what are we gonna say?? ... fork stab violence horror short film eyeball extreme crazy blood insane real fake dude self affliction mutilation stabbing weapon themselves himself themself suicide puncture cut knife accident comedy funny action adrenaline rush gush splatter death emo home video amatuer stabbed stabs knocked out passed one hitter quitter knockout sick wound wounded broken breaks slice slices snaps bone face bloody cuts ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=oPyrCmI3b0OX1qDAuyTjbw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/dude-stabs-himself-in-the-eye-with-a-fork-866039.html</guid></item><item><title>Tire stabbed with knife</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/tire-stubbed-with-knife-711283.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/tire-stubbed-with-knife-711283.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/711283_a3a99bdb-2642-484a-a4ae-714c4784b93f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Tire stabbed with knife" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Puncture proof tire cannot get flat after stabbing it with knife&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=FDNJ%2bt7r7k4Cfbk%2fU4gSTQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 05:18:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/4/711283_a3a99bdb-2642-484a-a4ae-714c4784b93f_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/tire-stubbed-with-knife-711283.html</guid></item><item><title>Kinda like getting stabbed in the back</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Kinda-like-getting-stabbed-in-the-back-695496.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;This dude couldnt even finish his Magic Trick..&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jHnymD%2fW%2b2EyvWWuSuKw7g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:24:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/695496_61cd6b35-770b-44fa-89b1-65a9b6cf1d1c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Kinda-like-getting-stabbed-in-the-back-695496.html</guid></item><item><title>Dimebag Darrel Shooting</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/dimebag-darrel-shooting-1176033.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;doorperson to confirm the age reasonably matches the apparent age of the individual who presented the ID card whether a drivers license or some other government ID. Multiple Use Notification: confirms whether the same identification card has been used previously on the same date. The operator can then review the live photo took during the previous entry, to ensure two individuals arent using the same ID. Expiry Verification: Often, expired identification is passed on to someone underage, ...&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nf2pwMnF%2faSBJwpuEVc0XA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HAlRU8e96Pk/default.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/dimebag-darrel-shooting-1176033.html</guid></item><item><title>Gunman opens fire at US church, killing pastor illinois</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Gunman-opens-fire-at-US-church-killing-pastor-illinois-681954.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Gunman-opens-fire-at-US-church-killing-pastor-illinois-681954.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/681954_15af615f-4ca0-423d-9257-64887d4960ee_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Gunman opens fire at US church, killing pastor illinois" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A suicidal gunman shot and killed a pastor in an Illinois church on Sunday morning before pulling out a knife and stabbing himself when the gun jammed, police said.

&quot;Some parishioners tackled him and held him on the floor,&quot; Illinois state police spokesman Ralph Timmins said.

&quot;Two subjects received knife injuries during the restriction of the subject and were treated at hospital.&quot;

Those injuries were not life-threatening, Timmins said.

Police have not yet determined what relationship, if any, the gunman had to the pastor. He was not an active member of the church and does not appear to have a criminal record or history of mental illness.

The gunman, who has not been identified, walked down the center aisle of First Baptist Church in Maryville, Illinois at about 8:15 am (1315 GMT.)

He exchanged a few words with head pastor Fred Winters and then fired four shots with a .45 caliber handgun.

The first shot hit the pastor's bible and &quot;exploded the top of the bible into what many in the congrega&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=pwFhXwtzvgVqEc3K0U5oLg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:06:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/681954_15af615f-4ca0-423d-9257-64887d4960ee_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Gunman-opens-fire-at-US-church-killing-pastor-illinois-681954.html</guid></item><item><title>Some Crazy Ass Guy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Some-Crazy-Ass-Guy-680362.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Some-Crazy-Ass-Guy-680362.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/680362_1d4a975d-3c1e-4d08-8124-ddad4e2568fb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Some Crazy Ass Guy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;People Keep Saying That Im Crazy But I Dont See What They Mean. You Decided...          Youtube.com/AztroZeroFilms&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=tFMAMFdCwzmimV%2fhV69WWw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:39:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/680362_1d4a975d-3c1e-4d08-8124-ddad4e2568fb_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Some-Crazy-Ass-Guy-680362.html</guid></item><item><title>STABBED IN HEAD BY FORK!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/stabbed-in-head-by-fork-959331.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td&gt;After being teased guy washing up goes mental and throws fork into the kids face ... funny wow cool wtf hot gross idiot ouch spoof crazy stab stabbed face kill death fatal hardcore attack blood head die fight argue kid hit painful knife fork accident kitchen eat leg broken crash bone friday night injury injuries &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=XLqbN86g%2fQJBmvGVx3jTmw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/stabbed-in-head-by-fork-959331.html</guid></item><item><title>Kamikaze Comedy: Comedian Almost Gets Stabbed In A Gas Station -</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Kamikaze-Comedy-Comedian-Almost-Gets-Stabbed-In-A-Gas-Station-668187.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Kamikaze-Comedy-Comedian-Almost-Gets-Stabbed-In-A-Gas-Station-668187.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/668187_76b6f201-ac11-4bd2-a403-6bbc39aba705_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Kamikaze Comedy: Comedian Almost Gets Stabbed In A Gas Station -" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;In this episode of Kamikaze Comedy, comedian Elon Gold tries to perform for unsuspecting customers in a gas station and almost gets stabbed. A Comedy.com original.&lt;/td&gt;
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