<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>BREAK.com - </title><link>http://www.break.com/</link><description>1,000's of funny videos with pranks, stunts, girls and more</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>BREAK.com (c) 1998 - 2009</copyright><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:39:16 GMT</pubDate><managingEditor>support@break.com</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:39:16 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Nicole Oring Teaches Oral Sex: The Corkscrew 2.0</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Nicole-Oring-Teaches-Oral-Sex-The-Corkscrew-2-0-534020.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Nicole-Oring-Teaches-Oral-Sex-The-Corkscrew-2-0-534020.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/534020_12c2876e-8d65-40dd-bb1a-4ce8ce097bfa_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Nicole Oring Teaches Oral Sex: The Corkscrew 2.0" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Watch Nicole Oring as she really shows women how to perform great oral sex. See the entire &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=RLDQII%2foUjgxq5IU%2bPkmvw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:47:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/534020_12c2876e-8d65-40dd-bb1a-4ce8ce097bfa_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Nicole-Oring-Teaches-Oral-Sex-The-Corkscrew-2-0-534020.html</guid></item><item><title>Super Sized Slip And Slide	</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Super-Sized-Slip-And-Slide-529839.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Super-Sized-Slip-And-Slide-529839.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/529839_3eaa6f9e-c347-49d1-a320-1df0648c7d7c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Super Sized Slip And Slide	" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;These guys build a huge slip and slide and get a bunch of hot chicks to test it out.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=lRDZikZuKrgKwSneuF9Ohg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:53:52 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/529839_3eaa6f9e-c347-49d1-a320-1df0648c7d7c_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/7/Super-Sized-Slip-And-Slide-529839.html</guid></item><item><title>Super Size Slip N' Slide Bikini Girls</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/Super-Size-Slip-N-Slide-Bikini-Girls-529150.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/Super-Size-Slip-N-Slide-Bikini-Girls-529150.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/529150_19fedb16-d538-42d5-bb08-1c5d0aabb94b_prod_1_0004_thumb.jpg" alt="Super Size Slip N' Slide Bikini Girls" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Hot booby bikini chicks on the Slip N Slide! Thank God summers here &amp;amp; for http://www.Wonderhowto.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=KIE43Uz%2fXStySVtjjhTEcQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:37:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/6/529150_19fedb16-d538-42d5-bb08-1c5d0aabb94b_prod_1_0004_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/6/Super-Size-Slip-N-Slide-Bikini-Girls-529150.html</guid></item><item><title>iPhone Cockroaches!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/iPhone-Cockroaches-485096.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/iPhone-Cockroaches-485096.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/485096_ece1ee4f-bdc4-42c6-8448-dbae2817e117_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="iPhone Cockroaches!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;What if your iphone turned into a cockroach&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8GJIszejIMQ4upM2ETf7EA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:07:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/485096_ece1ee4f-bdc4-42c6-8448-dbae2817e117_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/4/iPhone-Cockroaches-485096.html</guid></item><item><title>Storeowner gets pwned!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Storeowner-gets-pwned-462127.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Storeowner-gets-pwned-462127.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/462127_67a05944-659c-48fa-93dc-02e489462968_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Storeowner gets pwned!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;We got busted at the Tara Home antique tibetan furniture store in venice, california as we were pranking the storekeeper. We taught kids how to play &lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mkE%2f8OpbhqrtKwqx4vRPjw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:16:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/462127_67a05944-659c-48fa-93dc-02e489462968_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Storeowner-gets-pwned-462127.html</guid></item><item><title>Man Attacked by Jellyfish!!!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Man-Attacked-by-Jellyfish-460161.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Man-Attacked-by-Jellyfish-460161.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/460161_e6c872a8-4fd5-44cf-9209-6c8a5c53555d_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Man Attacked by Jellyfish!!!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The wife thinks peeing on the sting is the answer!  http://www.WonderHowTo.com Every How-To Video That Exists, including THE TRUE CURE for a jellyfish sting, and its not pee.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=bIqxHiGyQBtpg1E76bncYA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 21:14:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/460161_e6c872a8-4fd5-44cf-9209-6c8a5c53555d_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Man-Attacked-by-Jellyfish-460161.html</guid></item><item><title>Insane Sonic Monster Form!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Insane-Sonic-Monster-Form-457380.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Insane-Sonic-Monster-Form-457380.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/457380_e4458548-fef3-4a1b-aaf9-be10856e1e45_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Insane Sonic Monster Form!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Cornstarch, water, and a speaker coated with rubber latex paint.  http://www.wonderhowto.com&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=UtLMZNe1xja7Gpy5GAJy%2bQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:17:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/457380_e4458548-fef3-4a1b-aaf9-be10856e1e45_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Insane-Sonic-Monster-Form-457380.html</guid></item><item><title>Learn to use a tripod</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Learn-to-use-a-tripod-453626.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Learn-to-use-a-tripod-453626.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/453626_a30970aa-8d50-42bf-b089-61d4d076143b_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Learn to use a tripod" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Does this guy know how to do anything&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=qeLE1ToNTUjfYNSypXXWvg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:40:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/453626_a30970aa-8d50-42bf-b089-61d4d076143b_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Learn-to-use-a-tripod-453626.html</guid></item><item><title>Man Fights Grizzly Bear</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Man-Fights-Grizzly-Bear-453619.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Man-Fights-Grizzly-Bear-453619.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/453619_c3957f7f-7dc3-4f70-bfe0-61d5b86ae581_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Man Fights Grizzly Bear" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is the bear from Will ferrell's new movie Semi Pro.  The trainer is named Randy Miller and he is a professional&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=cRd8L8SRqnR3eg0BztcB5g%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:36:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/453619_c3957f7f-7dc3-4f70-bfe0-61d5b86ae581_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Man-Fights-Grizzly-Bear-453619.html</guid></item><item><title>Hot Asian Photographed!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Hot-Asian-Photographed-453597.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Hot-Asian-Photographed-453597.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/453597_4180ec7e-ddf3-4e2a-a63b-755bd7dfa838_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Hot Asian Photographed!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;http://www.wonderhowto.com
Every how-to video that exists, minus the $#%*&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Qbv845axnx1VqmEQpI3a5w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 22:46:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/453597_4180ec7e-ddf3-4e2a-a63b-755bd7dfa838_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Hot-Asian-Photographed-453597.html</guid></item><item><title>Blindfold her Teddy Bear</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Blindfold-her-Teddy-Bear-453524.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Blindfold-her-Teddy-Bear-453524.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/453524_68edcb30-1c59-4381-9fea-e7d016e90871_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Blindfold her Teddy Bear" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Do it before she does you.  http://www.wonderhowto.com every how-to video that exists, including the REALLY GOOD ONES!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=7GgNJnEVclLpC6%2fEdIE%2fEA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:42:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/453524_68edcb30-1c59-4381-9fea-e7d016e90871_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Blindfold-her-Teddy-Bear-453524.html</guid></item><item><title>Photographer Makes Model Cry</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Photographer-Makes-Model-Cry-452909.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Photographer-Makes-Model-Cry-452909.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/452909_99904dd2-70ad-4053-93e9-21fef818dc08_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Photographer Makes Model Cry" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;See how poorly  the photographers treat talent in this town? Models have it rough.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=Q5Aa0DX4mV3iG%2b1rulgV5A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:19:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/452909_99904dd2-70ad-4053-93e9-21fef818dc08_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Photographer-Makes-Model-Cry-452909.html</guid></item><item><title>Make new friends - lonely Dinosaur</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Make-new-friends-lonely-Dinosaur-452447.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Make-new-friends-lonely-Dinosaur-452447.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/452447_dcfbc4b0-26e1-44f7-8210-0f62ec30cdad_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Make new friends - lonely Dinosaur" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Lonely Dino finds a new friend at the playground.&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=uLO2Yf8ZkyXd2W%2f2rRtx9w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:50:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/452447_dcfbc4b0-26e1-44f7-8210-0f62ec30cdad_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Make-new-friends-lonely-Dinosaur-452447.html</guid></item><item><title>Shoot Hot Chicks!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Shoot-Hot-Chicks-452398.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Shoot-Hot-Chicks-452398.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/452398_9cd449e2-33e8-4470-82c7-3151c3f65252_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Shoot Hot Chicks!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Xposer loses control of Jaqkelyne Uzzine on a photo shoot. He gets totally P0WNED!&lt;/td&gt;
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		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=RbkPc7LSlOmL31bvYP4%2bog%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:47:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/452398_9cd449e2-33e8-4470-82c7-3151c3f65252_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Shoot-Hot-Chicks-452398.html</guid></item><item><title>Suck on this!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Suck-on-this-451346.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Suck-on-this-451346.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/451346_984880b5-e4de-41c6-a177-c82c2a1ed7dd_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Suck on this!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Let me melt your Popsicle.  http://www.wonderhowto.com&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=M7k4OrmAmTUX7x69uWbQ0w%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:37:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/451346_984880b5-e4de-41c6-a177-c82c2a1ed7dd_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Suck-on-this-451346.html</guid></item><item><title>Lose Weight w/Shaving Cream Man</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Lose-Weight-w-Shaving-Cream-Man-448955.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Lose-Weight-w-Shaving-Cream-Man-448955.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/448955_2b1cc048-fde4-41a6-8646-bbda701923e1_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Lose Weight w/Shaving Cream Man" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Shaving Cream man teaches you how to build a Mirage Meal that helps you shave off the pounds.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mJwNFLwu%2bRyDez3O1CbopA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:23:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/448955_2b1cc048-fde4-41a6-8646-bbda701923e1_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Lose-Weight-w-Shaving-Cream-Man-448955.html</guid></item><item><title>Mirage Meal - Shaving Cream Man Solutions Show</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Mirage-Meal-Shaving-Cream-Man-Solutions-Show-447980.html</link><description>
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			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Mirage-Meal-Shaving-Cream-Man-Solutions-Show-447980.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447980_64f98d98-cc1d-4757-ba3f-683bff2d9d21_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Mirage Meal - Shaving Cream Man Solutions Show" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;A frustrated guy asked me to bubble to the rescue and help with his obese wife. Chindogu maestro that I am, I whip up a solution that helps his piggie-lover hack off the fat! Ha,ha!!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=f94qEpy%2f2xb4Vju%2fd1ig0A%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:24:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447980_64f98d98-cc1d-4757-ba3f-683bff2d9d21_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Mirage-Meal-Shaving-Cream-Man-Solutions-Show-447980.html</guid></item><item><title>Man-Dog Licks His Own Balls!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Man-Dog-Licks-His-Own-Balls-447865.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Man-Dog-Licks-His-Own-Balls-447865.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447865_c2c9c1c6-cf95-4f97-80a0-3e27c818445b_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Man-Dog Licks His Own Balls!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This guy has a freedom we all wish we could have.  Too bad he died making this video. God Bless you Man-Dog! http://www.wonderhowto.com&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=WUN2FeFQj1kR2ZHF2IQbyQ%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:33:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447865_c2c9c1c6-cf95-4f97-80a0-3e27c818445b_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Man-Dog-Licks-His-Own-Balls-447865.html</guid></item><item><title>5 Things That Make a Lame Guy</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/5-Things-That-Make-a-Lame-Guy-447197.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/5-Things-That-Make-a-Lame-Guy-447197.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447197_8d254aee-87ec-4a5b-a78b-7f7faffb35fd_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="5 Things That Make a Lame Guy" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;These are my top 5 things that make a guy REALLY LAME. Please, keep these things in mind when you date, it will REALLY HELP YOU!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=TIKqTANcynHiqccC59FeeA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:38:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447197_8d254aee-87ec-4a5b-a78b-7f7faffb35fd_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/5-Things-That-Make-a-Lame-Guy-447197.html</guid></item><item><title>April Nevin : Emo Cutters</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/April-Nevin-Emo-Cutters-447187.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/April-Nevin-Emo-Cutters-447187.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447187_13f1d661-9b83-48d3-b24f-c076c72f6d70_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="April Nevin : Emo Cutters" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;
Cutters are weird. What is the deal with cutting anyway? My friend stitches her arm in class, too. Ewww.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=LPUzekFTBbLsvLQQVfjeQg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:28:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447187_13f1d661-9b83-48d3-b24f-c076c72f6d70_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/April-Nevin-Emo-Cutters-447187.html</guid></item><item><title>Shaving Cream Man Solutions Show - Mobile Desk Unit</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Shaving-Cream-Man-Solutions-Show-Mobile-Desk-Unit-447144.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Shaving-Cream-Man-Solutions-Show-Mobile-Desk-Unit-447144.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447144_cdd3423e-752a-45cc-bce1-b570fecd96f9_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Shaving Cream Man Solutions Show - Mobile Desk Unit" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This Solution show teaches us how to build yourself a Mobile Desk Unit. This chindogu invention is essential for those having to work indoors behind a desk. Shaving Cream Man from http://www.wonderhowto.com gives us the step by step instructions and&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=ylFDrKWiR2d2Nga5hwbJHA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 19:04:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/447144_cdd3423e-752a-45cc-bce1-b570fecd96f9_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/Shaving-Cream-Man-Solutions-Show-Mobile-Desk-Unit-447144.html</guid></item><item><title>My Mom's a Horndog</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/My-Mom-s-a-Horndog-444762.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/My-Mom-s-a-Horndog-444762.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/444762_181621a4-56d4-4349-9694-9ab789b1e706_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="My Mom's a Horndog" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Hey guys.  My name is april and my mom is a horny old broad who has sex all the time. Good for her, bad for me, cause I have to listen to her through the wall.  Eww!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=nxOuU57Jk9LX6yzAbcNKsw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:16:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/2/444762_181621a4-56d4-4349-9694-9ab789b1e706_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/My-Mom-s-a-Horndog-444762.html</guid></item><item><title>Cheap HazMat Shield</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Cheap-HazMat-Shield-444014.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Cheap-HazMat-Shield-444014.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/444014_068e383f-8bb9-4fb4-ac48-9888f6dee558_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Cheap HazMat Shield" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;The Shaving Cream Man Solution show teaches us how to make a Hazmatic. This helpful device will keep you frying bacon and not your twig and berries. Watch and learn from the Shaving Cream Man.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=%2bPDuJ8oo0Q5dh%2fvP066Hjg%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:37:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/444014_068e383f-8bb9-4fb4-ac48-9888f6dee558_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Cheap-HazMat-Shield-444014.html</guid></item><item><title>Everybody Watches porn, So what?!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Everybody-Watches-porn-So-what-443451.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Everybody-Watches-porn-So-what-443451.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/443451_1e390b51-54e3-4b6b-8727-72a3ebdab5e6_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Everybody Watches porn, So what?!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Seriously, don't we all do it but just not admit it?  Come on ya'll!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=wVNNCyC0hg8toryzkFxsdA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:32:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/443451_1e390b51-54e3-4b6b-8727-72a3ebdab5e6_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Everybody-Watches-porn-So-what-443451.html</guid></item><item><title>How To Listen to Boobs..uh, I mean Women.</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/How-To-Listen-to-Boobs-uh-I-mean-Women-442283.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/How-To-Listen-to-Boobs-uh-I-mean-Women-442283.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/442283_0350c469-9054-400e-8d9e-8ffc0430f4a4_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="How To Listen to Boobs..uh, I mean Women." width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This is what they say a booby is.  And this is how to listen to boobs!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=8mC3f9lxA91JqMJra1uFfA%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:11:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/442283_0350c469-9054-400e-8d9e-8ffc0430f4a4_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/How-To-Listen-to-Boobs-uh-I-mean-Women-442283.html</guid></item><item><title>Install a Nintendo NES on Your Iphone!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Install-a-Nintendo-NES-on-Your-Iphone-442207.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Install-a-Nintendo-NES-on-Your-Iphone-442207.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/442207_ca2fe9ad-29c9-4e3f-bd37-64736912529a_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Install a Nintendo NES on Your Iphone!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;WonderHowTo, Mario &amp;amp; Luigi teach you how to install and play Nintendo NES on your iphone, including finding those valuable ROMS.  This works after you Jailbreak your iphone.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=jPkM5NDfyAt6oJ1yqPHAXw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:12:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/442207_ca2fe9ad-29c9-4e3f-bd37-64736912529a_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Install-a-Nintendo-NES-on-Your-Iphone-442207.html</guid></item><item><title>Girl in Underwear shoots Potato gun</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/girl-in-underwear-shoots-potato-gun-877647.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/girl-in-underwear-shoots-potato-gun-877647.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" alt="Girl in Underwear shoots Potato gun" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Bikini girl Jessica teaches us how to shoot a twin barrel potato gun ... wonderhowto shoot potato gun spud hot bikini girl &lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=mbzM%2bM7twnuxMsHRDEISGw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/girl-in-underwear-shoots-potato-gun-877647.html</guid></item><item><title>WTF! Creepy Guys!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/WTF-Creepy-Guys-440620.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/WTF-Creepy-Guys-440620.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/440620_a09dd4cb-1e4e-49c1-8780-22b4fb3d749b_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="WTF! Creepy Guys!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;What's up with creepy guys? YUCK!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=dvgruulKtycjzyJj6wFqiw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 03:55:05 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/440620_a09dd4cb-1e4e-49c1-8780-22b4fb3d749b_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/WTF-Creepy-Guys-440620.html</guid></item><item><title>Mobile Desk Unit - Shaving Cream Man</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Mobile-Desk-Unit-Shaving-Cream-Man-439459.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Mobile-Desk-Unit-Shaving-Cream-Man-439459.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/439459_5777ecaa-8445-4110-b55f-83d977eb5ef0_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Mobile Desk Unit - Shaving Cream Man" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;Shaving Cream Man Solution Show.  How to build yourself a Mobile Desk Unit.&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=la7%2fijxNO%2fw8b%2f7bPsd%2fng%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:14:38 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/439459_5777ecaa-8445-4110-b55f-83d977eb5ef0_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Mobile-Desk-Unit-Shaving-Cream-Man-439459.html</guid></item><item><title>Cover Me in Quesadillas!</title><link>http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Cover-Me-in-Quesadillas-439079.html</link><description>
			&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;
			&lt;td width="150" &gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Cover-Me-in-Quesadillas-439079.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/439079_8caddd6b-04ae-4eed-9110-fb997f17df68_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" alt="Cover Me in Quesadillas!" width="150" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;td&gt;This Valentines day...what will you make for me?  Quiche?  How about our bodies covered in quesadillas?

Yum, baby. Yum!&lt;/td&gt;
			&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;
		</description><comments>http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ViewComments.aspx?ContentID=KwtPoRruoZ50WcNFS3GQWw%3d%3d</comments><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:35:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure type="image/jpeg" url="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/2008/1/439079_8caddd6b-04ae-4eed-9110-fb997f17df68_prod_200_0001_thumb.jpg" length="10000" /><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Cover-Me-in-Quesadillas-439079.html</guid></item></channel></rss>